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IG: @nico.nasma

Houston, TX
Joined July 2011
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my favorite studio🫶🏾
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not even a single cough that’s insane lmao. i woulda been damn near throwing up, i hate bongs😂
Wiz Khalifa really treats this shit like a science.. bro been around it so long, he knows all the tricks in the book
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& you didn’t match this outfit either lmfaoooooo
Yall sometimes anime characters wear different outfits! 🫢🤯
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hmm
He literally explained why bad people manifest faster than you...
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her wife aggravates me bad, why is she always there😭
Raven-Symoné CLARIFIED her controversial comments after previously questioning whether That’s So Raven and her character Raven Baxter were inherently “BLACK,” explaining that she never denied the show centered around a Black family, but that its appeal went BEYOND RACE and connected with audiences worldwide 👀 “People from every country watched a Black family, but they saw themselves in that family... which means we were universal.”
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my question is how did they get so long without breaking😩 everytime my nails get to a good length they split on the side, hurts my heart everytime
My cousin nephew finally decided to cut his nails after keeping them for 16 months
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sometimes i be crying over the secret societies and whats happening behind closed doors like this life is so so strange this world is so so wicked and nobody cares
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I’m going to be meaner today just because of this post
Yall be so overly mean and hard on men. Like my goodness relax
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nothing irks me more than people w money not making an accurate costume/cosplay like WHATS STOPPING YOU
Lizzo stuns as Seiko Ayase for Halloween.
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not even a little bit
I don’t understand people that are okay with getting paid by their employers and not actually doing any real work, like do you not feel some sort of guilt?
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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deadass. how you calling niggas broke & you complaining about $25😭😭😭😭😭
Idk bout y’all but I’d gladly pay $25 to be at someone’s house for Thanksgiving. Shit, take $50 lmao. I’m tired of doing all that damn cooking
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I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men
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I keep seeing yall niggas saying “charging” when it should be looked at as contributing to your own family. Cook your own shit then
yall are broke as hell. never in my life heard of charging for thanksgiving
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Nobody tryna help their family at cookouts, nobody tryna help their family at thanksgiving, nobody tryna help their family in the household, nobody tryna pay their family for services. The adults wanna be one of the kids
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"me and your mother worked to feed you, clothe you, so you could grow u-" NIGGA THAT'S CALLED BEING A PARENT!
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living in a house where lowkey nobody likes each other is interesting lol
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the economy is literally in hell. either bring a dish or pay up. i can’t believe ya making ya gmas & aunties do everything smh, selfish bitches
yall are broke as hell. never in my life heard of charging for thanksgiving
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i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
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you know what, i like her fr lmao
Blueface handed Nevaeh the baby to change the DIAPER and she REFUSED. She told him to do it himself since it’s HIS BABY TOO.
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imagine being exhausted as fuck but also being an insomniac lol
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