DC Depression

I know for a fact nobody here has signed a DNR or we’d all be dead. This team gives me around 3 heart attacks a week.

PLEASE NO PLEASE NO PLEASE NO

Miles Mikolas probably has a really good Borat impression or something. No other explanation for why he’s on a starting rotation in 2026

This team brings a tear to my eye. It’s.. it’s… beautiful

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SENDS WASHINGTON DCS BEST TO SORT OUT THE IRAN CONFLICT

I want to give Dylan crews a big hug. Skenes is a bad friend

I got Spotrac open on one tab and BaseballReference on the other. Y’all ain’t like me

Having a beer at the lake. Phone notification saying both Jacob young and James wood with RBIs. Life is good

GONNNNEEEEEEE

Lecture can’t stop me from studying what really matters

Just so we’re all on the same page… Luke Dickerson is going to win DC at least 4 rings

Where’s Ohtani im hungry

How I feel analyzing spring training box scores during my 4pm lecture