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HELL TOUPEE retweeted
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
The Romans were correct to consider actors and jesters on the same level as whores. Shut up and entertain me fool!
Jerry Seinfeld says comedians stop being funny when they lose their physical strength
"we talked about the the physical challenge of comedy which I don't think people think about...some of the really funny people funniest that I've ever seen like Michael Richards or Caesar. I've heard a lot of people talking about these guys like are crazy strong guys"
"one of the things that will destroy your comedy is when you don't have any physical strength because there's an energy. Comedy is a concentration of energy on a point...It's like throwing a punch and it takes energy to do it"
"a lot of comedy people as they age they just don't physically have the the juice"
HELL TOUPEE retweeted
kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours
HELL TOUPEE retweeted
Imagine being one of those astronauts looking down at Earth, and discovering that you don't feel anything.
You'd have to pretend.
I wonder if any of them are like that.
HELL TOUPEE retweeted
Eminem '97: My teacher called me a faggot so I pissed in his skull I gave J. Lo AIDS
Eminem '16: [dressed like cyborg] You have to be brave
HELL TOUPEE retweeted
No, I'm sorry, I'm not learning about a guy named "Clavicular." I have got to draw the line somewhere. I have learned about so many guys already and every single one has added less to my life than the last. I am at capacity
