“TO” for @LeedsMelee | SSBM Marth | PLUMBERS UK IGL I need a new Job! - He/Him
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Who's ready for a truth nuke? There are only SEVEN positive EV characters in Melee:
Fox, Peach, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Sheik, & Icies
You are losing at the Character Select Screen.
Data comes from 200k Melee tournament sets. More here (luckystats.gg/insights) 🧵👇
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You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
Fair play to her for sticking up for Morgan like that
Bonnie Blue says the only man she’s ever had thrown out was at her 1,000-men day - for saying another guy’s was “really small”
“The only time I’ve ever kicked someone out. During the thousand, there was a moment where four guys were on the sofa.”
“One of the guys that was lying there ... was like, ‘Oh my god, look at his. His is really small.’”
“And I was like, ‘Get out.’ Like instantly got security to make him leave.”
“Everyone’s here. Whether you think they’re disgusting, whatever, no one is being judged.”
“I don’t want anyone walking away from this feeling insecure, feeling like I was laughed at.”
“I was really frustrated that he did that. I was like, you really let me down there.”
The host’s verdict:
“Well, you may be dead behind the eyes, but there’s kindness in there.”
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