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ginger πŸ’”| 23
Joined September 2021
I made this guy
What was your biggest impact on the internet? I'll go first. I'm the fucking Gmod RDM kid.
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just voted blue in buttfuck rural nebraska
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*scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* my beloved oomf's beloved cat *scrolling* you need real problems
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Going to the hairdressers and showing them this picture
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If I saw this thing in real life I'd shoot it with a gun
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No I'd probably have a psychotic break
okay be completely honest if there was an identical clone of you, a 1:1 copy of you down to every minute detail would you try to have sex with them
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But the thought would cross my mind
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Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I keep thinking about that one time I was trying to drink chemicals in the bathroom right next to my schizophrenic brother's room and I didn't go through with it because I could hear him talking dirty with the voices in his head
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I also snapped out of 3 suicidal episodes because Bang Bang started playing and I locked in for Nicki's rap. After the first time I started deliberating playing it to help.
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How it feels to be diagnosed with a lot of stuff but you're pretty good at coping and handling your symptoms
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Lowkey just switched to having a positive mindset and it did wonders for me. Like yeah I still have major depression and CPTSD and autism and ADHD and fibromyalgia and chronic tachycardia but that's not gonna stop me from fucking balling!!!!
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Oomf on the hunger games soundtrack 😭😭😭😭
Artists featured on 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING' soundtrack: Jennifer Lawrence Whitney Peak Mckenna Grace Stevie Nicks Noah Kahan Noah Cyrus Stephen Wilson Jr. Bella Kay Lizzy McAlpine Sydney Rose Ella Langley Madeline Edwards Kacey Musgraves Billy Vincent Gigi Perez Hudson Freeman The Smashing Pumpkins Depeche Mode & Karyyn Emelie Trahan Kashus Culpepper Scot Greenan Carter Faith Tyler Childers Madison Cunningham Violet Grohl The Cure
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I'm sorry I didn't learn this in my alcoholic beverages class in high school
Replying to @mnmanofhour
well i said a shirley temple black with vodka but then i had to explain that "black" is because shirley temple grew up and got married and that was her married name so it's an adult shirley temple. open the schools
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Me after hyperfixating on Final Destination
The internet is a fantastic place for people with ocd to all gather and tell each other that they are actually right about everything
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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Getting chronic nerve pain from severe and repeated emotional trauma/stress is so tragically funny. Like man I was already going through it.
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I kinda love it when directors always cast the same actor(s) in their movies. Like aw. Friends ❀️
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Person who types like the most pretentious person alive: Wow this thing is really pretentious
the second work is so gratuitous it makes you look stupid like you just learned about symbolism or like you think the audience is stupid. dont know which one is worse. remove the copulating lambs and make the facial expressions more coy, shy, anything more subtle.
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I think people can engage in silly and meaningless conversations no matter their identity. Who cares this is twitter and a magazine
why are you guys so desperate to be a part of every conversation it's ok some things weren't made for us to engage with 😭
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On twitter lesbians can’t even THINK about men… if you haven’t trained your eyes to blur out men then you’re not a REAL lesbian
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