I aspire to be that one guy in the friend group who died too young

When I nut and I can take off the sensitive young man costume finally >>>

Sometimes when a guy is short and small, I just have to say some bullshit words of camaraderie I don’t even mean just to slap my palms onto his shoulders and feel him up like a stress ball before he realizes my true intent.

Thinking about her is a near death experience

Just to give you an idea of how large my penis is; when I see a black guy in daily life and start thinking about his penis, I don’t even necessarily feel mogged.

When I have sex I’m not even present enjoying it. I just try to download a perfect memory of it because I don’t know if it will ever happen again.

Wallahi I will ordain as a monk by age 29

Twin Peaks!

You guys say “cattle” in a pejorative sense. Well cattle are based. Never having to go to work or produce anything. Just eating grass off the floor and walking around with friends all day. Literally ideal life.

I will NEVER have children unless I have enough capital to protect them from wageslavery.

People who try to force you to chant corporate slogans enthusiastically are going straight to the seventh level of hell

For some reason I feel scared to cut off my penis and testicles with a machete. I think it’s either because I am fearful of not feeling romantic love anymore, or not wanting to admit the body has tricked the mind for so long.

Everyone just wants to reach the end of life quickly. Suffering forcefully splices each moment into instances of optionality/free will which make you feel the weight of life, it’s obstructed points. No one wants that. I just want a smooth stream flowing to oblivion, no stoppage

There’s no mental trick you can do to appreciate time passing. Still remember, 17 years old. Prime of friendships and passions in life. Thought of impermanence of it all and vowed to try and fully absorb every moment. Doesn’t work. Now I am here. Won’t work in the future. Death.

I believe extra sensory perception is a part of normal reality. Some of the lower level feats Danny taps into in the shining remind me of my own childhood, which I do think is usual if you really inquire about people’s experiences.

I want to hate the subway takes guy for choosing to look like that, and platforming the most insufferable nyc yuppies to spew their “niche” takes which are just pineapple on pizza discourse dressed hip. But he is witty and good at controlling the interview. Fair play to him.

I’m so scared of going on airplanes tbh. Before boarding I have to look for the hottest girl on my flight because I refuse to believe God can cause such a beautiful creature to die.

I think it’s highly possible that idealistic people who love humanity score poorly on psychometric personality tests. In big five terms, low Extraversion, high neuroticism, low agreeableness, low conscientiousness. Judging themselves harshly, and being lenient in judging others

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