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Charlie Vickers "My head is not a perfect circle." 😽
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“Sauron. He is close. I can feel him.” “Galadriel. She will come for me.” These two need to get a room!
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god you're the worst. i've Got to fuck you
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He is so feeling himself 💙
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When AO3 is back up, I better not see anyone saying "ugh xyz STILL hasnt updated?? You had 4 whole weeks! 😭" about any fic or author or else the new server farm will be built from your bones
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Here comes mr big dick to ruin her day again. I hate this guy
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Patrick Stewart was a great actor, a great campaigner, a great role model, a great Shakespearean. But not enough has been said about how he also had the best thighs @TheRSC has ever seen
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"galadriel will come to you. she'll COME *for* ME" fucking hydrogen bomb dropped on the timeline this day oh my god
#TROPSPOILERS a lovely haladriel lurker just shared this new spot! we need an hq asap! new sauron dialogue and fell beast moment! “on the prime nfl game in ‘TNF Tonight presented by Lexus Replay’ at 45 minutes”
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something something baiting your chief adversary with YOURSELF
Because if Sauron knows she'll come FOR him, he's implying he may even use himself as bait.
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I CANT STAND YALL😭😭
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buckle up you're stuck here forever
THIS IS MY QUESTION WORD FOR WORD I EVEN REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I WAS WHEN I SENT IT TO THE IMDB INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT WHAT THE FUCK
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babes
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His sweater, his hair, his jawline… I keep glancing at him, and Miv, I miss you here more than ever before
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MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER
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in light of this new teaser, this meme seems to be aging beautifully thus far
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Haladriel Nation*, for like the past week:
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my god I'm gonna need some horror director to HEAR ME OUT and let him play a werewolf before I lose my SANITY
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how sauron felt saying galadriel will cum *for* him
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Eru Ilúvatar them neck veins were WORKINNNN WHEW!! 🫦
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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