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I swear Ronaldo is the actual FIFA princess. Somehow everything always goes his way. A World XI nomination he has no business getting, a red card suspension conveniently reduced before the World Cup, and let’s not forget what happened to Croatia. But we’re supposed to believe Messi is the one getting special treatment?
🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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Why is Maradona considered an undisputed top 4 of all time when he has way less goals than Lukaku? Can someone explain please? I thought the whole point of football was just goals?
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How tf do some ppl watch Messi play and be involved in ALL aspects of attacking and compare him to POACHERS??? He’s scoring as much as poachers while also topping other playmaking stats ffs
OMG! MESSI! 😱 Leo dribbles past 3 defenders and scores to give @InterMiamiCF the lead!
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Like is this really hard for the casuals to understand? You do this in any other sport and even the casuals would see that, but in football the casuals are literally below 0 iq. I genuinely dont get it
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Wtf happened to the media? People used to crucify divers and clown them for years. Why is everyone ok with divers now? Busquets dived once and that almost ruined his career. Why is Mbappe getting away with all this?
How many points would Madrid have without the refs? Literally how is this a pen?
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If you ask all footballs fans outside of Ronaldo’s fanbase, they would all say the same thing. Ronaldo’s career after Madrid has been nothing but pity. He still scores the goals the numbers dont lie, but his overall play decreased dramatically.
🚨 Erik ten Hag to ESPN NL: “Since Real Madrid sold Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus, it was effectively over”. “In fact, Real Madrid’s greatest strength is that they always know the perfect time to part ways with a player… and that was the case too”.
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There is a reason his fans hate every single rating app and when its brought up they brush it down and say the system is against him. His numbers in dribbling, assists, chance creation or anything other than scoring is fallen down masaively. Reason why they wanna sipmlify the beatiful game to goals only
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why do Messi fans rarely push this narrative? I swear Messi lacks that shameless side of fans which is fine but Ronaldo fans take it for granted and walk all over Messi fc
He never won the ballon d'or since VAR was introduced.
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~clxtch retweeted
🚨| OFFICIAL: 100K football fans on X have voted Cristiano Ronaldo as their Ballon d’Ont runner-up. The SECOND most embarrassing player of 2026 after Garnacho.👏 Football truly belongs to the fans!
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explain in football terms
STEPH CURRY DROPS LUKA DONCIC OH MY GOODNESS. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I still don’t understand how Messi “robbed” Haaland of the Ballon d’Or. He led in assists, dribbles, chances created and MOTMs, while being only 2 goal contributions behind. He won the fucking World Cup as its best player. And even ignoring all that, just use the eye test. I love Haaland, and he’s incredible at what he does, but Messi offers so much more as a footballer.
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Imagine dismissing the real Ballon d’Or as “fictional”... then celebrating a paid, small-sample fan poll win like this on Instagram 😂. Ronaldo moves like his fanbase does 😭.
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Ive never seen an athlete so desperate. Imagine if Messi posted about an online paid voting poll. This guy knows his fans mostly consist of casuals and little kids and how easily they get brainwashed.
🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Football belongs to the fans! Thanks to all the fans around the world. The Ballon d’Or of All Time is also yours”.
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Oh so now all of a sudden Ballon dor has credibility again? 😭 this guy is too funny man
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Ronaldo fans are happy about an online poll where you can pay and vote multiple times 😭😭😭 these guys are starving bruh
Regarding the BOAT award: • 44 people voted 10-26 times • 300 people voted 5-9 times • 4,665 people voted 2-4 times …and not only were the same fans able to vote more than once, it cost €1 and neither does the winner get any trophy.
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bro what is messi supposed to do of managers, players and journalists love him so much? hes seen as a “god” for them and he himself never wanted any of this bruh
Replying to @ney2maa
I respected Messi until he started robberies in broad daylight
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I wish Messi fans were as shameless as Ronaldo fans, and bragged about him winning bdors with 3 different clubs but nost of his fans hardcore fans, players themselves and managers. He lacks that fanbase consisting of little kids and casuals
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I genuinely don’t understand why Messi gets so much hate from certain Muslim and African fans. The guy literally just plays football, never brags, never puts anyone down, and remains humble despite being worshipped by millions. He doesn’t even talk shit about anyone. What more do people want from him?
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Rank them in order. This is impossible 😭
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bro Messi fans are legit gone from all social media platforms 😭😭 i miss when it was kinda desperate and we used to write paragraphs
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