͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ᵀᴴᴱ𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛﹐

lady, with all due respect, which is lowkey none right now, you canNOT be better than me. you look like you’re barely 20. i’ve been playing roblox before you even got your first cellphone.

you don’t get it.

yup. been workin’ on it since forever.

whatever. as long as i get some robux. my reputation is at stake here.

… huh?

i’m okay. i’m okay, yeah. think your dad can buy me some too? i gotta beat this kid’s skateboard.

it’s useless anyway. damn game. not even fun. just a bunch of kids ruining your damn day. oh, look at me, i’m 9 years old and my mom buys me robux. ‘kay. i don’t give a fuck. go eat dirt or something. like a normal child.

for robux?

uh huh. uh huh. and you are…? roblox expert?

my kid will never play this damn game.

TECHNICALLY, OKAY? think about it, elle. one sheep? goooood, sounds right. two, three, four SHEEP? what the fuck? so one sheep is one sheep, but two sheep is still two sheep?

rage quitting fucking roblox. FUCK IT.

SEE. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN!!!!!!

no, it’s not.

i just don’t get it. words * need to have a singular form too, y’know? doesn’t make any sense.

shoop? as in, “oh, look at that beautiful shoop”? you’re sayin’ that sounds right?

uhhhh … it’s not alive.