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ZeroSequels retweeted
“And what’s so crazy, Joe, is this kid is, quite frankly, a prodigy. You know what a prodigy is right? His midichlorian count is like nothing we’ve ever seen, and trust me I know midichlorian counts. And all this guy wants to do is save the people he loves. That’s not so bad right? You know we’ve got these crazy sand people they rape and kill his mom, sound familiar? And so he kills them. And not just the men, right? The women and the children too. And who can blame the guy, these are sick people, Joe.”
ZeroSequels retweeted
An 800 year old Yoda would bankrupt Galactic Social Security
ZeroSequels retweeted
My favorite part of the prequel series by far is when Padme chooses to tell Anakin they can never be together by the fireplace while wearing her strapless leather corset.
ZeroSequels retweeted
“Commander Cody, have you completed your fiscal year Galactic Republic Cyber Awareness Training?”
“I have not general.”
“You should probably get on that.”
“Yes General.”
ZeroSequels retweeted
The most interesting character in all the Star Wars films is still Darth Vader in episode IV.
He's not an omnipotent super bad guy and he's not in charge. He is apparently on the "leash" of Grand Moff Tarkin.
He's a mysterious figure on a mission of his own. He follows an ancient religion that no one believes in anymore but is actually real. He shuns technology in favour of faith - "You may be impressed with this technological terror you've created, but it is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."
There are very few historical parallels for this kind of character. It would be like a Knight Templar, who is also a living saint with visible stigmata, working as an advisor for one of Hitler's Generals and being tasked with hunting down the French Resistance in North Africa.
He is the one character in the whole film that doesn't fit neatly into a simple archetype. You want to know more about him.
I will also admit that he is portrayed very well in Rogue One - you barely see him until the end where he enters the smoke with his light sabre. Very cool.
But it will be hard to capture the mystique of the original character.
ZeroSequels retweeted
"Anakin nationalism is evil!"
"From my point of view the Chamber of Commerce Republicans are evil!"
ZeroSequels retweeted
"Cool droid, Anakin. Want to bring it to Coruscant? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes the Republic great."
ZeroSequels retweeted
“Have you seen what Padawans are wearing around the Temple now? Just the other day I saw a togruta girl in the sparring chamber with nothing but a miniskirt and bra on. And I’m over here sweating in these robes.”
“And don’t even get me started on Master Secura filming herself.”
ZeroSequels retweeted
“Anakin, your elementary Force teacher tells us you’ve been fidgeting your leg a little bit during mandatory feminist reading hour. Care to explain?”
ZeroSequels retweeted
“Quit dicking around online. Walk in there, shake the manager’s hand, and tell him you’re ready to work. That’s how I made the Jedi council”
ZeroSequels retweeted
"Anakin, I know we're letting in billions of Outer Rim aliens into the Core Worlds while having no idea who or what they are. But you have to realize that their own wants and needs are just as valid as your own. They also provide an amazing source of cheap labor."
ZeroSequels retweeted
Anakin! We can’t save your mother, we have to go to war against the separatists Anakin. They aren’t paying taxes and our social systems on Corusant are failing Anakin!
No not for the lower levels Anakin, for the surface elites! Do you know how much blue milk costs without subsidies Anakin?! If we don’t help the surface elites, the lower levels won’t even exist Anakin!
ZeroSequels retweeted
Be Luke Skywalker
-Son of a Sith Lord
-Raised by his aunt and uncle during the height of the Galactic Empire
-Witnesses total cohesion amongst the galaxy
-Decides that society should be libertarian
- Join the multicultural rebel alliance to destroy the empire
-Takes orders from women
-Failed at establishing the New Republic so the galaxy resorted back to fascism with First Order
-Decides to become a hermit all the while destroying all Jedi artifacts and history books
-Watches his nephew become the enemy he sought to destroy in Vader
-Has a woman do the final job and take out Palpatine
Boomer Luke at his finest
ZeroSequels retweeted
"Anakin, when I was your age, I didn't even get to be on the Jedi Council. The only job I could get around here was wiping Yoda's butt and oiling him up for his sparring sessions.
Don't you dare bring up my Coruscant real estate profile. The fact I bought my first house after just two months with Yoda has nothing to do with this. It was all hard work."
