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nickpage.#FBPE #JohnsonOut retweeted
IN UK RIGHT NOW,THERE SHOULD BE BLOODY RIOTS DEMANDING SUE GRAY REPORT,RUSSIAN REPORT,FINES FROM MET! WTF ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT. LOCAL ELECTIONS COMING,WE NEED THAT SUE GRAY REPORT,AND ALL FINES TO BE ISSUED NOW! HOW DARE THEY TELL US TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER ELECTIONS!
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Interested to see how far this goes. If you’re going to vote tactically to get rid of our government (who break the law) then please RT this! 💃🕺💥
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So just checked my pay packet today and I’m £40 down on last month. My fuel DD has increased by over £100 a month and my local supermarket was half empty of stock at the weekend
So no, I won’t be voting for the current government on May 5th
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I look forward to working together over the remaining two weeks of my premiership.
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PM says he needs to get on with the job. The levelling up group has not met for 6 months. 100,000 vacancies in the NHS. Brexit customs border checks to get worse. 160,000 vacancies in care homes. Teachers burnt out and a collapsing criminal justice system.Doing well PM?
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That's worth the job losses, spiralling prices , empty shelves, lorry queues, crops rotting in fields, NHS/social care understaffing, loss of F.O.M , huge losses in trade , 149 billion lost since 2016 and being an international laughing stock #BrexitHasFailed
A very welcome and sensible decision by Portugal to allow travellers from the UK to use e-gates.
It's worth pointing out, perhaps, that we already allow *all* EU travellers to use our e-gates when arriving in the UK.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/04…
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Honestly. That man. He’s done so much damage… at Johnson’s bidding… and now he just trolls us with scraps of ‘progress’ which amount to no more than being given stuff we had before but which Brexit took from us. What an endlessly petty and humiliating nightmare this is.
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COVID deaths today 646; yesterday 508 and the day before: 482. That is 1636 deaths in 3 days. Why aren’t the media all over this? #CovidIsNotOver
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The dithering Met says they will investigate but won't tell us about #Partygate before May 5th because it might influence Local elections.
Since when do they get to judge what will influence elections? Get out of the custard bowl & do your job
#JohnsonOut88 #WeFollowedTheRules
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Johnson regarding Indian Visas."
"We are short to the tune of hundreds of thousands of people in our economy and we need to have a progressive approach."
Immigration in exchange for trade should please the Brexitears who knew what they voted for.😏
reuters.com/world/uk/british…
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet figure or individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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No one should be profiting from running public healthcare services.
💙 If you agree, RT 💙
#ScrapNHSBill #NHSprivatisation
@EveryDoctorUK
nickpage.#FBPE #JohnsonOut retweeted
You apologise if you spill ice-cream.
If you mislead parliament you resign.
'It is not enough to apologise.'
Former International Development Secretary Rory Stewart gives Tonight with Andrew Marr his take after Boris Johnson's partygate apology in the Commons today.
@AndrewMarr9 | @RoryStewartUK
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Ian Blackford says that the public have already made up their mind. Says that Johnson is only apologising because he was found out. That's exactly right. Says the dogs in the street know that the PM has broken the law. Calls Johnson a serial offender. Damning.
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Keir Starmer on Conservative ministers comparing Boris Johnson’s Partygate fine to a speeding ticket:
"As it happens the last minister who got aspeeding ticket and then lied about it ended up in prison. And I know about it because I prosecuted him."
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When no fridge is big enough. You need… India.
#PMQs