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Neil Murton

@nigethehat

An infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality... also takes bird photos, and writes @ModemPrometheus

 London
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Joined April 2009
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Hopefully this'll end up not controversial at all, because it's just a fact. Making decent vegan food is trivial for anyone who knows how to cook an aubergine.
Icona (@iconawrites) profile pictureIcona@iconawrites1 Apr 2024
My controversial Italian opinion is that vegan food would have a better rep if most vegan recipe creators were people raised with the Mediterranean diet. The issue is that most Western vegans are Brits/Americans, who dabble with dark curses like roast chicken made of soya.
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Who thought the singularity would look like this
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Shocked to hear the guy who lies about everything lied about something else.
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@TIME12 Jun 2023
How Ukraine's dam collapse could become the country's 'Chernobyl' ti.me/3NpN4lO
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My guy going full Mariner's Revenge Song here
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@shannonsharpeee3 Jun 2023
Yoooo a whale swallowed up 2 people on a kayak 🛶😳
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Genuinely fascinating poll. I remember Dos getting the best reviews at the time.
Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) profile pictureTodd in the Shadows@ShadowTodd25 May 2023
Best Green Day album
47%¡Uno!
25%¡Dos!
27%¡Tre!
3,247 votes • Final results
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This earthling curiously checking a camera is a Pallas cat, a magnificent and fun creature.
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Jon Moses@jm0ses18 May 2023
As parliament debate #AccessToNature today, a personal essay. Deep in my valley is a tree so old it makes my bones ache. There are only a handful like it in the country, and its boughs harbour some of our oldest stories. Yet almost no-one has ever seen it. 🧵
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"Somehow Palpatine returned" is both: A) the laziest dumbest plot point ever, and B) a perfect description of our society's actual reaction to fascism, every time fascism somehow returns
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Abi Kay@FWAbiKay29 Mar 2023
For the past few weeks I've been completely consumed by this investigation. It's probably the most important story I'll ever break and I hope it can be used to bring about meaningful change. Please do read it 👇fwi.co.uk/news/exclusive-mas…
Exclusive: Mass food fraud and safety scandal engulfs sector - Farmers Weekly

Exclusive: Mass food fraud and safety scandal engulfs sector - Farmers Weekly

British farmers are being ripped off by an industrial-scale country-of-origin fraud in a scandal that has engulfed almost the entire food retail sector,

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The sun returns after the long winter. Did you survive it? Are you sure? Season 2 coming soon 🌕
Image from @modemprometheus@wandering.shop 🌕 (@ModemPrometheus)
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May you all have a Happy Goth day too.
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Twitter really has been saving the best for last.
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The B-52s@TheB52s8 Mar 2023
Dear fellow citizens, We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in
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This is actually beautiful.
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Still need leek and dandelion to complete the bundle. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64813653
M&S: Store sorry for displaying daffodils alongside veg

M&S: Store sorry for displaying daffodils alongside veg

The flowers, which can be poisonous if eaten, were spotted on display alongside spring onions.

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@willsommer17 Feb 2023
This filing in the Dominion lawsuit against Fox News is one of the most remarkable documents I've ever seen. Filled with private texts between Fox stars like Hannity and Carlson, plus Murdoch, all admitting they knew Fox's stolen election claims were lies. int.nyt.com/data/documenttoo…
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