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Nightmare Beach

@nightmarebeach

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 Itasca, Illinois
nightmarebeach.com
Joined March 2022
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hzrn (@hzrnvm) profile picturehzrn@hzrnvmSep 14
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cronenbabe@MascquatchJul 18
Smoking that shit that killed Shinzo Abe
♹ potassium sorbate ♹ (@PotSorbaArchive) profile picture♹ potassium sorbate ♹@PotSorbaArchiveJul 18
My last two cigarettes got obliterated so I collected the remaining tobacco and a napkin and rolled this thing
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@maynkydvvJul 17
when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaJul 18
what’s it called when you’re smart but everything you do is fucking stupid
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xanax (short for xan)@G59_XanJul 17
i know you feel our soul tie too you avoidant fuck
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skalitely@court_cowboyJul 17
This is like the kind weed you can only find from a coworker or your little brother, it’s impossible to get anywhere else
? (@ksou1sa1nt) profile picture?@ksou1sa1ntJul 17
My coworkers pen had me so geeked no sane person would hit this
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ali@probablyalissaJul 17
[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite
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sammy@loserbentJul 17
*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation
mary🪲 (@yeonjunneez) profile picturemary🪲@yeonjunneezJul 15
not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever
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that’s like the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger.
Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) profile pictureKnow Your Meme
@knowyourmemeJul 16
On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user identifying himself as a Burger King employee posted a picture of himself standing in two boxes of lettuce in the kitchen, along with the caption: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsqJul 17
Gonna illegally download a movie I own on blu-ray because I don't feel like going to the other room
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jackson@jacksonicideJul 16
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir
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Ari🪷
@arikoyariiJul 18
no babe that's my emotional support platonic friend that im a little attracted to
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzJul 18
Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here
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megan@chismosavirusJul 17
been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever
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Galarian Borowczyk@sohamncheeseJul 16
The bacon taped to the wall thing apparently blew Werner Herzog's mind. Also, I love that Harmony Korine cast this kid specifically because he looked ridiculous and Korine had never seen a kid who "looked like that before"
xoria (@farttaholic) profile picturexoria@farttaholicJul 15
rooms a mess i feel like this
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaJul 16
i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things
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kat@giordkatJul 17
hold on a sec i need to go do something that sucks and is completely abstract and will also take me my whole life to do and is largely thankless and won’t make anyone love me
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Nu England@the_papacy_Jul 18
Mother caught me writing literary fiction again and sent me to bed without any blue Gatorade fml
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