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Matcha Ma

@nightmaresrfun

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Joined October 2014
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I know this probably sounds so toxic but I'm always ready to walk away. I don't like unnecessary stress.
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Canadians don’t hate winter. We just hate that it lasts 7 months.
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lexi♥️.@nahthatslexiiOct 9
The hair store is one place you just have to accept your total
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Dear Self.
@Dearme2_Oct 3
The highest form of intelligence is silence.
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Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Sep 26
The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into little towns, buy an old house, grow tomatoes, bake bread, and mind their own damn business..
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Ngl your first non broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships
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R@rnnyadSep 26
leaving a man bc he’s not curious enough about u is valid tbh
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@phresh_arrowSep 25
Once you get into fitness, you realise it’s a life long membership
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B.O.D
@bod_repuplicSep 17
No matter how highly respected you are,if you stay in someone’s house for too long,you will lose respect.
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poppa
@popitforpoppaSep 16
you ever meet a girl and it's so obvious that no one in her life has ever told her to shut the fųck up
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cuban linx@fromNYwithluvSep 15
New ick. When you go on a date & the man sits in the booth and gives you the chair 😭
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yall ever been nervous bc u look too good?
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Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???
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kiki🌸
@kikii055Aug 30
unfortunately, my attraction is directly tied to how eager a man is to make my life easier.
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@_iamhabeebAug 27
once you start making money, you’ll feel the urge to help everyone financially. it’s important to resist it
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Nithya Shri
@Nithya_ShriiAug 26
“Always talk to your coworkers like you’re being recorded.”
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@_iamhabeebAug 24
Introverts don’t hate socializing. They hate pretending.
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i love being out w a nigga and everybody keep telling me i’m so pretty, yeah remind this nigga he with the baddest bitch outttt
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Evelyn@EvelyndefnotEveAug 23
& As a man, your job is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything
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Every time I try to plan a weekend getaway in Canada, I look at the total price and realize I could just go to Europe.
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