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sad sad mommy

@noahsarca

ceo of dave and busters

 mtl she/her
Joined January 2020
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i live my life like i’m trying to get a good grade in girl class
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So You’re a Girl With a Cough: 10 Ways to Signal to Your Classmates That They Are Allowed to Kill You
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“not feeling hungry is a common side effect of vyvanse” no you don’t get it the Yogurt is Trying to Kill Me
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roro, PhD@fuglibetty31 Aug 2025
In absence of a boyfriend, it is important to pavlov one’s male friends into pseudoboyfriending the core duties—listening half-heartedly to your endless talking, driving you to locations, inaccessible emotional unavailability that keeps you sharp and on your toes, etc
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sometimes you get a sandwich somewhere and it’s like okay. in this house we believe in condiment sandwiches i guess.
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they should make challengers but with rugby
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coming to terms with being choppy…
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just got into grad school and can’t wait to be annoying about it
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in my heart i know im meant to be in the pacific northwest
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this guy looks like my ex boyfriend if he channeled his energy into making music instead of calling me fat
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Heidi Klum and Nikki Glaser ripping off Benson Boone's clothes before he does a front flip off a piano on the Grammys stage...okay hello
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instagram has become unusably ugly
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went through all the books on my bookshelf and the only male authors i own are gary shteyngart and franz kafka
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vyvanse hit the second i finished cooking
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whenever i smoke weed i get magic crossword solving powers
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pattern recognition up a million
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happy new years to any jobless individuals; i want you all to be my boyfriends
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i love taking a bath and going on instagram reels
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new tattoo lol
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okay i tried healing and it has done nothing for me. i need an Evil Situationship.
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watching hannibal
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