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Having a trad Halloween party. Only witches, mummies, scarecrows, zombies, vampires, and Frankensteins allowed. No niche online meme references. If you have to explain what your costume is or show a reference photo, you’re not allowed in.
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You can just be like Tintin. You can just call yourself a journalist and see who believes you. You can just get on the boat. You can just go to Tibet. You can just never age. You can just be from nowhere in particular and go everywhere in general. You can just bring the dog. You can just be like Tintin.
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I am a strong capable cockatiel.
My flock can count on me, and I can count on my flock.
I deserve a big cage, with lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.


























