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@nochbleuu

Acheampong and Rogers enjoyer Life is a joking 🃏🤪

Joined July 2026
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jakub (@cfcjakub_) profile picturejakub@cfcjakub_Jul 28
Olutayo Subuloye vs Western Sydney
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🚨 Chelsea are considering selling Malo Gusto and Wesley Fofana amid growing concerns over their defensive performances. Chelsea are already searching for a replacement for Gusto, while Fofana could lose his place in the squad in 2027. Both defenders struggled against Liverpool in the Carabao Cup, and Chelsea could make them available for transfer. (Source: @Flashscorecom)
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Subuloye continuing to train with the first team is promising, highly talented Centre Back. I'd already rather see him at LCB than some first team Chelsea CBs as he's so comfortable.
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saw some ppl over 30 still talk about NNN and winter arc
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if wesley fofana has ever assaulted you please interact with this post
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I’m ready to die on this hill that Xabi Alonso will succeed at Chelsea. I don’t care how bad the recent struggles look, I see the vision and I’m backing him to make it work. Some hills are worth dying on. This is mine. #xabiforever #xabiin #xabimygaffer
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the last piece 😭😭😭
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Chelsea Dodgers (@TheBlueDodger) profile pictureChelsea Dodgers
@TheBlueDodgerOct 29
🚨🇫🇷 Barcelona is going to listen to offers for Jules Koundé. Chelsea is already asking about him. (@MatteMoretto via @DAZN_ES) #CFC
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@elsdawgOct 29
😭😭😭✌🏾
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Reece (@YungNB8) profile pictureReece@YungNB8Oct 29
Replying to @elsdawg
I mean you lot are gassing up Rogers so that evens it out.
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We aint forget about you demon.
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It seems I've become a meme for giving zero fucks 🤣
🌺🇭🇰 (@Shazaminho) profile picture🌺🇭🇰@ShazaminhoOct 27
walking the streets of shanghai wearing mbappe jersey
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fuck man....
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@TheBlueDodgerOct 29
🚨 Real Madrid is going to execute the buyback option for Chelsea target Jacobo Ramón for less than £7.5 million. (@MatteoMoretto via @DAZN_ES) #CFC
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Kylian Mbappé 16-Hour Fail Comp | Official Trailer Dropping November 1
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@newreyreal2Oct 27
Mbappe 16 hour fail comp coming this week 4hr Monaco 4hr France 4hr psg 4hr Madrid Be there
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-@NotPaneenOct 28
TL asleep? Xabi ball 2nd half moved me. He coached a 2-1 win
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💥 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇 𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 (𝟐𝟎) vs Liverpool: • 100% Aerial Duels Won, 3/3 • 4/6 Ground Duels Won • 6 Clearances • 3 Tackles • 11 Defensive Contributions • 100% Successful Dribbles, 1/1 • 3 Touches In Opposition Box WHAT A SEASON SO FAR🔥
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Stefan@StefOOCOct 28
We’d be in the Europa league btw if Fofana didn’t get a red vs Sunderland😂😂 Bought for 75 GBP…. Play shit Get red card Injured for 7 months Over speed and get 98 license pts whilst injured Rinse and repeat Hes a pathetic human being, let alone footballer
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😍 That guy is just terrific. The future of our country. 🇧🇪 #CFC
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Shoutout To Romeo Lavia and Penders they were class yesterday hope they can keep this form
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shameless you’re a fucking bitch fofana i hope you know that, leave my football club
Red Cartel Era (@RedCartelHQ) profile pictureRed Cartel Era
@RedCartelHQOct 28
Fofana crying over Carabao Cup again 😭 This competition has broken him
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need to stop trolling before Chinese media actually blitz me
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shaas #XABIOUT (@CFCshaas) profile pictureshaas #XABIOUT@CFCshaasOct 28
texted the Chinese business guy I always by my kits from #nervous
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-Gave away the throw in that led to the corner coz he can't clear a ball properly(defender btw) -Handballed it for no reason -Got bodied by wirtz -Missed his penalty "Good" performance indeed 👍🏾👍🏾
KP #XABIOUT (@cfc_kp) profile pictureKP #XABIOUT@cfc_kpOct 28
Thought Fofana played well today all things considered
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