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just a random collection of hyperfixations #letsgopens (and #turnitallteal I know I know)

21 y.o.
Joined December 2019
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Goodbye ao3 we’re joining tsegs on livejournal
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Tanger said it best 🫶
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the 2026/2027 vancouver canucks are the 2026/2027 vancouver canucks but our coach is ryan warsofsky so i don’t feel confident at all
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wow you got it! right there in the picture! first try!
What spooks you the most about the Sharks so far? 🎃 (➡️ Toyota NorCal Dealers)
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1,000 keys to the sammisa idiotdick household
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#SJSharks lines at practice: Stenberg-Celebrini-Graf Marchment-Misa-Smith Sherwood-Bystedt-Toffoli Goodrow-Dellandrea-Gaudette Ostapchuk Dickinson-Trouba Nurse-Allan Orlov-Kesselring Hajek
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every time this photo comes up i just spend a solid 2 minutes looking at him, paying respects. Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee on god
mind you, Sidney Crosby is almost a decade older
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oh okay whatever. cool.
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kinda choked up at this ngl
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Can we do a January 6th on the sap centre. Just scare him a lil
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Hang it in the mother fucking Louvre!!
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telling him to shoot on the power play
matched with a nhl player on hinge what’s my next move
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the future is washed daughter or turn it all off son
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can i come over and stare at you like this
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only a gay person who loves the pittsburgh penguins would go crazy over something like 87% battery, 71 degrees outside and 4:12pm
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They're releasing the Sam Dickinson project to distract us from the roster moves, the same way the govt starts talking about aliens when we're about to go to war or the economy's collapsing
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This is Shane in the neutral zone levels of looking at someone. I rock with Pete
Find someone who looks at you like this
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Just In: The #SJSharks have placed head coach Ryan Warsofsky on long term injured reserve for a head injury sustained from letting worms eat his brain
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bitch bring the future is teal back… we ain’t turning anything teal rn
#SJSharks are currently 4th worst xGF/60 at 5v5 at 2.18, and tied worst xGA/60 at 3.47. Both of these are far worse than any of the previous 3 seasons. The team is worse than a tanking team. #TurnItAllTeal
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