R. Josh Quarles

Kansas City's Bomb Pop turns 71: The frozen treat that's summer on a stick kshb.com/america-250/kansas-…

Ferris Bueller is 40. Fuck.

I'm going to pretend like I didn't just burn two hours playing Scorched Earth. scorch2000.com/web/

I don't get it. The streams are swollen, and May flowers are blooming. Everything seems wet and lush with three or four rainy days every week. So why am I still getting shocked every time I touch metal?!

Who else had had their money stolen by the shady 'neobank' @current?

I'm not sure why I keep buying batteries from @Amazon. Every week I get sent bad batteries and every week I have to walk them back to Whole Foods and stop at the hardware store on the way. If I skipped Amazon my life would be better.

I might reconsider my screen name.

There needs to be a country and western song where the poor fellas' self driving car leaves him as well.

The final sale at the futon store from which I bought my first bong, many moons ago. Goodbye Temple Slug.

All of my father's tools are up for auction. It's quite the collection, literally anything you would need to run a refrigeration shop. It's also the first time I've ever been able to find exactly what I need back here. bid.oldhamauctions.com/ui/au…

We should develop a class of 'priests' who mediate our queries to advanced AI because, clearly, we can't be trusted.

Tell me again how Spring allergies, mosquitos, and 70 degree days are normal for February in Kansas City.

So Bing Copilot just suggested that I should search Google.

Playing with @topazlabs AI enhancement plugins. Cool and creepy in equal measure. The face recovery feature can make new people from old photos it's a weird uncanny valley.