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Michigan
Joined February 2009
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happy 3rd anniversary to the greatest moment in deathmatch wrestling history
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🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” He has now been voted out of office.
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Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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I’ve seen enough: generational wipeout.
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Oh my lord
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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got that “just got outsmarted and exploded by Bugs Bunny” face
It's honestly kind of remarkable how Ken Paxton always looks like this. And by "this" I mean "like a parody of a villain from a 1980s teen comedy." I just can't quite fathom how he's not connecting with voters!
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I don’t have a sticker because I already voted a month ago get the fuck out of my state @MikeRogersForMI
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Trump: "This is a massive piece of pool"
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QB1 doing it all MINvsDET on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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Tim Robinson keeping it a buck on IG
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the @Lions love a creative play call
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I DUNNO ABOUT YOUR MVP CALIBER QB BUT MINE BLOCKS DOWNFIELD FOR HIS RB
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The #Lions just called this offensive play that looks like it came from the CFL and it worked!
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no fun league
Someone inside the league clearly got a memo about cutting down on Lions celebrations.
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these Lions uniforms are fucking hideous
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aww man they killed streamed
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happy halloween I’m stoned off my ass watching braindead 1992 1080p HD uncut edition polishing off a half rack of the chip ahoy mystery flavor they are sickeningly incredible I need a whole case
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hell yeah bro
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I will now see the film FJORD
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I will now see the film THE ONLY LIVING PICKPOCKET IN NEW YORK
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