I am *not* Bill Clinton, definitely not tweeting what he really thinks under an alt.
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Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain) retweeted
If you have a refrigerator with food, you are rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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Gamblers don't get write-offs when they make bad bets and neither should the AI industry.
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I'm told that the Pentagon has lost track of the entire F-13 fleet and cannot locate a single aircraft
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Thank you for preserving the natural beauty of an abandoned parking lot, fat black lady.
Yes, if you have a very high time preference. Otherwise, no.
You know what’s actually a really rational response to being continually reminded that men will find you gross after 40? Becoming a girlboss, having sex with Chad will you still can, and not marrying males. Becoming a deeply cynical OF thot and profiting off of your sex appeal will you still have it is also a very rational strategy in light of this reality. Your money won’t become disgusted with you as you grow old, and if you invest it wisely, it will actually grow and do even more for you.
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Simultaneously a PRC psyop to discourage non-Chinese AI and give the US all diabetes by age 45.
Impressive.
Let me try and explain: a Krispy Kreme uses water to make doughnuts which can be eaten and coffee which can be drunken. The workers wash their hands so the food is sanitary and the customers use the bathroom. In a data center, all that water is wasted with no treats.
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Much affordable. Very housing. Wow.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Texas Democrats are filing a FLOOD of proposed bills that would TAKE AWAY gun rights for Americans.
Here's what's been filed so far:
HB 218 (Johnson): would create extreme-risk protective orders, including temporary orders issued without notice. A family or household member or a peace officer could apply if they allege the person has a serious mental illness and poses an immediate danger because of access to firearms. The person would have to turn over their guns within 24 hours; a full order would last up to a year and could be renewed. Possessing a gun in violation would be a Class A misdemeanor.
HB 173 (Moody): would make it a state jail felony to transfer a semiautomatic rifle that takes a detachable magazine and is larger than .22 caliber to anyone under 21, with exceptions for peace officers, current or honorably discharged military, and some temporary loans at a range or hunt.
HB 576 (Lalani): would bar registered sex offenders from buying a firearm, but only for registration based on an offense committed on or after Sept. 1, 2027.
HB 103 (Martinez): would expand the state crime of reckless discharge of a firearm so it also covers counties of 500,000 or more people, not just cities of 100,000 or more.
SB 80 (Zaffirini): would prohibit certain transfers, purchases, and possession of assault weapons and would create criminal offenses.
HB 606 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to, or the purchase or possession of firearms by, people under 21, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 610 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to certain recipients under 21.
HB 857 (Anchía): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients under 21, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.
HB 771 (Sethi): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.
HB 806 (Reynolds): would prohibit transferring semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients and would increase a criminal penalty.
HB 613 (Lalani): would require a national instant criminal background check on private firearm transfers and would create a criminal offense.
HB 612 (Lalani): would prohibit a sex offender from possessing a firearm. (prob the only reasonable one)
HB 609 (Lalani): would increase the criminal penalty for making a firearm accessible to a child.
HB 658 (Moody): would change the prosecution and punishment of making a firearm accessible to a child and would increase a criminal penalty.
HB 618 (Moody): would restrict transferring firearm magazines to people who are prohibited from possessing the type of firearm the magazine is made for, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 659 (Moody): would require licensed firearms dealers to report certain sales or transfers of multiple firearms or magazines to law enforcement, and would create a criminal offense.
HB 660 (Moody): would require certain people already prohibited from owning or possessing a firearm to dispose of firearms they own, possess, or control.
HB 712 (Gámez): would address a city or county's authority to regulate or prohibit carrying a firearm in certain libraries.
HB 776 (Sethi): would address expulsion-related offenses involving possessing, carrying, exhibiting, or using a firearm on or within 1,000 feet of school property.
HB 859 (Anchía): would increase the criminal penalty for discharging a firearm in certain municipalities.
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Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain) retweeted
The "crimes" for which these Jewish businesses are being targeted in Philadelphia:
Goldie, Dizengoff, and K'Far Café:
Co-owned by chef Michael Solomonov and his business partner.
Following the October 7, 2023 attacks, they donated $100,000 to United Hatzalah, an Israeli volunteer emergency medical services (EMS) organization.
Their crime? Helping provide medical care.
Schlesinger's Deli
Hosted a fundraiser in October 2023 for the local Jewish Federation's Philly Stands with Israel emergency relief fund.
Crime? Helping fund emergency services in the immediate aftermath of Oct 7.
Huda
A burger shop that has no publicly reported political donations; the owner previously trained in Israel.
Crime? Training to cook in Israel.
Mac Mart
A macaroni-and-cheese shop that has made no political or international donations. Its Jewish co-owner stated she has never brought politics into her business and believes she was added to the boycott list simply for wearing a Star of David necklace.
Crime? Not hiding her Jewish identity.
(Interestingly, businesses not owned by Jews that support Israel aren't being targeted.)
Planned protest against Jewish-owned Philly restaurants draws ire, security, and feelings of unease ebx.sh/yzDHYP
Wouldn’t it be funny if the spoiler “Daniel Sullivan” ended up siphoning off votes from the Dems because they gave people an option to protest Trump that wasn’t the Dem?
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Finally, Microsoft has created the real time reality distortion field from the classic scifi novel "Don't Create the Real Time Reality Distortion Field"
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.
The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words.
The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
It also leaves out the rampant, obvious corruption and pay-to-play in the administration.
Vance’s Election Postmortem Leaves Out One Key Player: Himself legalinsurrection.com/2026/1… via .@LegInsurrection
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“Having herpes has made my sex life better” slnm.us/qrOEVEd
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There's nothing more natural than having no shelter, food, and healthcare. This is the natural state of man.
That we enjoy anything beyond that state, is due to markets, trade, and technological innovation.
Capitalism produces these things... or more specifically, the pursuit of gain, combined with the protection of property rights.
If we go back to 1950s medicine and housing, we can do this now.
the first candidate to fix our healthcare, make it possible for a family to live on one income, make it so americans dont have to compete with the entire world for a job & not suck netanyahus asshole will be president for 1,000 years
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Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain) retweeted
Dear @RepJeffries, pls do not extend the PTC. That money goes directly to the big insurance companies. The law allows them to keep 15pct of the 26b as profit. But it gets worse.
They can game that number with their subsidiaries.
They will deny care and make patients fight to get the care they need.
With or without the PTC the deductibles are unaffordable, and the max patient OOP is worse. If you can't pay the deductible, all you did is give the money for free to the insurance companies that we should break up
What should we do ? See my next week for some suggestions
Leader Jeffries: We also need to extend the ACA tax credits, which have resulted in tens of millions of folks losing health care or being forced to pay premiums that, in some cases, have increased by up to $1000 or more a month. These are working class Americans, or middle-class Americans, who are having to bear the brunt of this dramatic increase in health care costs.
