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tx/ri

Providence, RI
Joined February 2011
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I mainly wanna be on SNL for the part where everybody hugs at the end that seems really nice.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. 👌🏾👌🏾
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We withdrew because we won!
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The Constitution should not be considered a mere speed bump in the path of a reckless driver.
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The shady uncle who has too much Johnny Walker at the Diwali party & starts shit with the Jain uncle who’s quietly eating his onion-free ganthia... nitter.cf/dineshdsouza/status/10…
KARMA IS A BITCH DEPT: @PreetBharara wanted to destroy a fellow Indian American to advance his career. Then he got fired & I got pardoned
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Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.
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Never let another ride your wave 🌊!!!
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Maybe the world is flat💪🏼@KyrieIrving #celticworld
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7/15 is a special day in family: the anniversary of the day my dad landed in America. Still celebrates it more than his own birthday. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Crowd is looking 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Big3BKLYN #Big3
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Happy Birthday, @POTUS!  I would’ve sent real balloons 🎈🎈, but we used them all last week.
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"It would be kind of nice for everyone to know how their local government works," says Rep Giarrusso ricentral.com/east_greenwich…
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If u can't beat um join um 🤔
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Happy Fourth of July, everybody! And to our brave men and women in uniform: On this day and every day, we thank you.
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pretty sure Capitol TV is now just running Windows 95 Midi files
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A good tip is “never go to bed angry.” A great tip is 30% or more.
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Don't sweat it Peyton. I was benched once which means it can happen to anybody.
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It was just announced that I will be hosting Saturday Night Live on Nov. 7th -- look forward to it! nbcnews.com/politics/2016-el…
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the pope isn’t coming to your city. that is because you are too stupid
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