ALT Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

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monkey car · Sep 28, 2026 · 8:06 PM UTC

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monkey car@PrimateVehicleSep 28

Yes it is my boner however I'm quite upset to see you

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Haus of Decline · Sep 28, 2026 · 1:26 PM UTC

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Haus of Decline@hausofdeclineSep 28

A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.

ALT A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.

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Garrison Kip · Sep 25, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

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Garrison Kip@GarrisontheKipSep 25

Next time topping use 1920s slang! 👀

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Dee · Sep 25, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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Dee@Damina_Dee_Sep 25

Pushing my girl's overstimulation kink to the edge by teasing her back with the tag of her bra and turning the Big Light on

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pinkie · Sep 24, 2026 · 10:14 AM UTC

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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 24

i don’t believe in “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t

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ْ · Sep 24, 2026 · 3:35 PM UTC

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ْ@omgiknowyouSep 24

I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

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Howling Moetant 🧊 · Sep 25, 2026 · 3:51 AM UTC

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Howling Moetant 🧊@MoeKJV1611jajaSep 25

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

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Mia Moore · Sep 23, 2026 · 1:08 AM UTC

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Mia Moore@StopTweetingMiaSep 23

The reaction to Jack Havens video is a classic example of "doing anything while trans is cringe and will get you mocked relentlessly" An actor put themselves out there for work. A thing that actors do every single day. They didn't even beg for money online, they asked for a job.

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Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 · Sep 22, 2026 · 2:00 AM UTC

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Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸@MildCuthbertSep 22

Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."

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Mattias · Sep 22, 2026 · 4:23 AM UTC

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Mattias

@BanAllBooksSep 22

YOU 🍇'D AND SA'D HER. YOU UNALIVED HER. YOU REDACTED HER CHILDREN

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Uncle Sandwich · Sep 22, 2026 · 10:27 AM UTC

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Uncle Sandwich@SighFieriSep 22

Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.

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