When Khloe Kardashian says "hair by @celebhairstylist" but it's just a ponytail??
People say that practice makes perfect, but I'm pretty sure in the case of winged eyeliner that is not tru bc I have been trying for 30 yrs
Once I accidentally posted the most hideous pic on my snap story and I didn't know how to get rid of it so I started just blocking everyone
Sure, when Kendall Jenner wears large framed glasses it's cute, but when I did it in the 3rd grade I just got roasted on the reg
People are always saying how small the world is, yet the only celebs I've ever run into is Kfed, Ed Helms and Gibby from iCarly...
Some of my favorite things in life are excessively large fruits/vegetables. I once waited hours to see a nine pound lemon.
I have LITERALLY never dropped something clumsily only to have a cute boy help me pick it up, while we make awkward small talk.






