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Highschool teachers: that shit won’t slide in college! That shit in college:
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I want them pantied and sissified #mummatwt #mumma
Replying to @Captain_Fubar
You have no clue whats coming do you? You will learn
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Malfoid boss and a mini Malfoid boss and a mini Patriot Anakin and an attitude Patriot Anakin and an attitude
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people on twitter have a fandom for everything like fym you’re on sealtwt?
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The last young sensitive man who believed in romance btw
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“if you run a restaurant and you make your menu in chatgpt, I want to b*mb your restaurant😁” SAY THAT SCHLATT
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"troons should leave the HOI4 modding scene!"
>TNO devs are officially removing, Burgundy, Atlantropa, Japanese Hawaii and treaty-ports, All of german Africa, The South African war (in Exchange for a border war lmao), The NPP and the german civil war Reminder to never allow troons to get near a dev team ever
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Adult fun fact: you can go to the store and buy a whole slab of raw salmon and eat it on the parking lot. It’s completely legal and no one can stop you.
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What did he see
Replying to @sneako
They made Gay Sex legal ? @TheSNEAK0 congrats bro.
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Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🧟‍♂️💀😈
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Happy Halloween Eve to everyone currently also beginning on their costume (floor is comfy)
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Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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AAAAAAA SO KYYYUUTTEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA I HAVE A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE SOOOO KYUUUUUUTTEEEEEEE
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“Mom said it’s my turn to post this”
She was once a porn star, but HBO gave her the role regardless of her past.
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I’m getting paid good money on this job and I’m walking around like a mess doing Mort and King Julian impressions on Snapchat
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Just to be clear: the job does not pay me to do Mort and king Julian impressions on Snapchat. That is me doing some foolery on the clock.
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