First it was revealed @realDonaldTrump doesn't know the words to the National Anthem, now we see he doesn't know God Bless America. Lordy be, what a schmuck.
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When a new guy shows up to yoga class for the 1st time and tries to act like he knows all the moves.
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I went to #MMSMOA. I have a blog. So here's the inevitable:
damgoodadmin.com/2018/05/22/…
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Happy 70th birthday @billwarddrums - Still the best!
Wow, that's uncomfortable to watch. #feelthelove nitter.cf/shannonrwatts/status/9…
“I know I’ve been an absentee dad and a horrible husband - including flagrant affairs while you were pregnant - but let’s just hold hands at this event...” nitter.cf/BetsyBits/status/98878…
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New user reported 69% reduction in active updates after running my maintenance script. Imagine what that does to WSUS resource utilization.
All Updates Except Declined: 19,629
Total Newly Declined Updates: 13,607
Total Active Updates: 6,022
damgoodadmin.com/2017/11/05/…
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Hey SysAdmins - Need to demo Win 10 built-in security features to your Security team? Use this site: demo.wd.microsoft.com/ – at Michigan, USA
Me: giddy nitter.cf/djammmer/status/976960…
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your lab coat and your gloves are both the wrong size, your gloves aren't tucked, your hair is loose in an environment with moving machinery and burners and you're holding a pour off at mouth level without any kind of a face shield, nice going science genius
I don't see any couple's accounts on Twitter like I do on #Facebook. No "BrittanyNDave Smith" here. I can only assume Twitter users don't cheat on their SO's.
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HFRU #2 for #SCCM 1710 released. (check in your console). This includes a fix so o365 apps aren't forced to shutdown during patching. Will instead trigger a reboot UI experience. support.microsoft.com/en-us/…
"You know what this pic needs?"
[Everyone in unison] "ANTLERS"
"They won't stay in place!"
"Shit, just hold them there"
"How's this?"
"Perfect"
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Time to unwind with a nice shower in the dark where I win arguments with people I haven’t spoken to in 10 years
My kids are bowling. Score display only shows first 3 letters of their names. First kid is Ruby, 2nd is Dixon. #Im12
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o365 patching w/ #ConfigMgr.. I just changed this from COMPLETED to STARTED. It is not fixed correctly, and we need to do a much better fix. Working on it ASAP. Sorry for this. configurationmanager.uservoi… #SCCM





















