Nurse Rattle

Come to my clinic

I have knowledge but I can't share it because verity hid a tracker inside of me

My nephew got squishmallow disease

Who is participating in the poop Olympics this year? I will be providing medical aid.

Who is the legal owner of this tumor?

My butt just fell off bruh im dead serious

Someone just lobbed an apple at my head. These people are murderous.

Just had to tell a patient that they're pibby glitched. God I hoped this day would never come....

putting my whole mouth around the produce mister at the grocery store

Patient just showed me nonbinary verity goons

Leaving my apple pie out to cool on the windowsill just kidding you know doctors cant have that stuff

Just bumped into Lin-Manuel Miranda at Bucc-ee's and he told me nobody will ever love me

Buying a tub of amniotic fluid off the dark web for experiments

last night was a dubstep remix

Dude you gotta come smell this candle im serious get over here

Using my clout to get the attention of Mr Beast

pooping for so long my leg goes numb and i pretend to be a pirate with a peg leg

Hi

you would not believe your eyes if ten million homeless guys

I administer vaccines in scary places. Come to my clinic.