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just a place to call my own, as i drift into the zone 🪼| probably talking about tv 🎬| muppet adjacent she/they 🥭| PhD in Challengers (2024) 💖💜💙 | 🇯🇲🇭🇹

🪓 fier street | basrar’s 🍨
Joined March 2016
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happy challengers anniversary!!!! 🎾💛
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
there’s a kid named abdifatah right now telling his substitute teacher to “just call him abdi” while abdulrahman mohamed el-sayed is on tv pronouncing every syllable of his full name. hope that kid was watching.
Abdul El-Sayed proudly introduces himself as Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, America’s first Muslim senator, and then starts speaking in Arabic. Americans better brace themselves. The communist and Islamic takeover has officially begun. They’re going to get exactly what they just asked for.
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THIS IS WHO JUST WON IN TEXAS LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTAND THERE IS LEVELS TO THIS
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
BILLIONAIRES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
a live representation of twitter men when speaking on the -ism the fake enthusiasm before kaiya performed was spot on>>>
Rick Ross’s judgement on Kaiya is a terrible one. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
At a cafe where there’s a baby running around and she started screaming and her mom just went “they don’t speak baby here :/ ur not the vibe” (it worked)
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
˚₊‧꒰ა❤︎໒꒱ ‧₊
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Now that woke is back, I just want everyone who abruptly started using the r-word again 2 years ago to know I remember who you are and it will always define you in my mind
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this is very issa adults coded
yesterday the very first person to come up to me at the polls was this woman who needed help voting because she has a bandaged finger and I’m like yeah of course! did you have an accident? (just making conversation) and she goes on to say that actually in september she was doing
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Replying to @Lovely2BMe81
It should have started in 2015 when she paid 100k for her pedophile brothers bail
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Unrelated but I love how she got old rap niggas in the background acting like video vixens 😭
texas is blue so ‘bigger in texas’ streamings are now
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still thinking about this bc like genuinely what am i supposed to do, i feel sick
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let it be known that abdul never threw trans people under the bus like kamala did, stood up for them explicitly the weekend before his election, and won the state she lost in.
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his first instinct was to talk about the gap he can fill vs complain about what i can’t do for him. i’m still not over that convo 🥹
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
God I hate Florida. The pay here sucks, job market sucks. Rent is disgustingly high. Transplants care more about their gold courses than Florida natures. Agricultural land being bought out to make ugly unaffordable housing. Road work never ending or done right. I hate it
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Road work is NEVER ending ~ construction cash grab. The pay sucks in Florida because you have to bring your remote job with you. That’s what Californians did during the pandemic. One told me, “I have an apartment downtown WPB that’s only $3,000 a month.” That same apartment pre~pandemic may have been $1700.
God I hate Florida. The pay here sucks, job market sucks. Rent is disgustingly high. Transplants care more about their gold courses than Florida natures. Agricultural land being bought out to make ugly unaffordable housing. Road work never ending or done right. I hate it
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
ppl using the flip to say “take the south seriously” when i think we should go even further and say what can we do to materially support the south outside of elections. everyone gets very nasty when it’s time to humanize southerners
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
remembered when my grandma died and i was a mess at the time,met a new friend and i was just so confused on why she was being nice to me cos i believed i didn’t deserve any niceness at the time. went out one day,high as a kite a woman walked up to me and called me by the name my
After my husband and my friends passed away in a car crash. The thought of them suffering haunted me for months. One day while overseas this lady, whom I have never seen in my life, kept smiling at me. She came up to me and told me, your husband wants you to know they did not feel a thing. Then she told me, “you can paint the kitchen any color you want”...
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
After my husband and my friends passed away in a car crash. The thought of them suffering haunted me for months. One day while overseas this lady, whom I have never seen in my life, kept smiling at me. She came up to me and told me, your husband wants you to know they did not feel a thing. Then she told me, “you can paint the kitchen any color you want”...
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
WE’RE ON BLUE ISLAND NOWWWWWW 💙🩵💙🩵
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yea he loves it over here
i see fat women with boyfriends all the time, these dudes r just lying online I swear
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