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Joined April 2008
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Obsidian Blue retweeted
“Peace Peace” ✌🏾 Last beat made in 2024. Creative battery is in and out but we’ll get to it 🥷🏾
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Want an instant friend? Scan something wrong at self-checkout. ‘Roy Wood Jr: Lonely Flowers’ streaming Friday! Only on @hulu.
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I promise, Netflix is the supreme lord and master of making documentaries about the worst people on the planet #DontDie
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Obsidian Blue retweeted
Never forget when Greg Gumbel lost it on air during Charles Barkley’s hilarious uniform washing story lol 😂
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69-year-old Raiders owner, Mark Davis says his 26 years old girlfriend didn’t know he was a billionaire. She was just attracted to his beautiful smile
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Such a heartwarming Christmas story
Defend, deny, depose.... defecate.
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The goodness of Sesame Street!!! (And Herbie Hancock)
1983 was a big year for @herbiehancock. Not only did he release the hit song "Rockit," a foundational track for breakdance and hip-hop, he also visited Sesame Street to showcase the CMI Fairlight synthesizer, the device that first inspired the term "sampling". #BlackHistoryMonth
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I can't wait for him to tell someone that they don't have the midi-chlorian count to debate with him
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Drop me off in Mexico, I'll still starve to death. But it's a start #Duolingo365
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It ain't always the sound engineer's fault. Think about that next time y'all turn around to look in at the booth
- "we listen and we don't judge" church edition
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How much fkn fun would it had been on #thatsite if Jay-Z would have brought legal action against Nas? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the latest twist in the bruising beef between Drake and Kendrick Lamar, the Canadian rapper has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”⁠ ⁠ The lawsuit is doubly ironic because UMG distributes both artists’ recordings.⁠ ⁠ Per the filing, Drake’s Frozen Moments LLC accused UMG of launching an illegal “scheme” involving bots, payola and other methods to boost the numbers for Lamar’s viciously personal song, which accuses Drake of pedophilia and amplified the already fiery dispute between the two artists.⁠ Read the full story here: variety.com/2024/music/news/…
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Obsidian Blue retweeted
WHO TF KEEPING BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM IN BUSINESS 🤦🏽‍♂️😑
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We're pleased to announce approval for a B.S. in Artificial Intelligence, the first of its kind in NC. While some NC universities offer an AI concentration within a computer science degree, ours will be the only institution with a stand-alone bachelor’s. ⬇️
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Yall know damn well Bruce Wayne ain't never made so much as a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Alfred on the other hand is a grillmaster
Which Marvel or DC character would be good on the grill.
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This mf gon name Tokyo Toni Head of the CIA next
Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.
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Obsidian Blue retweeted
Thank you for 35 years of Milhouse and so many more, Pamela Hayden! Watch her final performance on #TheSimpsons this Sunday on @FOXTV, next day on @hulu.
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I am very familiar with this look
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Obsidian Blue retweeted
OUT NOW!! “Nossa Cor” is a classic love ballad composed by Younge and Brazilian actress/singer Samantha Schumütz. This song is a preview into the majestic world of “Samantha e Adrian.”
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