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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 5

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ً@holyachesOct 21

i am still hurting and lying about it. there is no soft way to say that sometimes i forget to breathe.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 7, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms2h

⠀ ⠀ this is booorriiinnnggg. entertain me better already .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxnius23h

hah ? did ya' say somethin' ? i can't hear tiny ass cockroaches who sit below me. hmmm, oh, well.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 7, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms2h

⠀ ⠀ my favorite soda .ᐣ oh, that’s a toughie. hmm .. ( tapping at his chin, his purple orbs drifted up at the ceiling in contemplation. ) grape. definitely. ( though he’d once passed it off as a lie, ouma was, in fact, unable to taste anything. ) ⤸ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍‍𓂃 ‍ 𝓼h͟u͟m͟a͟i͟. ֺּׅ𓏽⟡@toheartshu3h

Replying to @toheartshu

⠀ + giving way to a more pleasant expression at the mention of the vending machine. he offered a small, agreeable nod, seemingly rather fond of the idea. * ﹚ what’s your favorite soda, ouma—kun.ᐣ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 7, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms2h

⠀ ⠀ ( as such, he’d grown accustomed to focusing on the textures and sensations certain foods offered, rather than their flavors. ) ⠀ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:49 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms3h

⠀ ⠀ nope .ᐟ i just happen to be a total pro at hide-and-seek. every time the authorities think they have a lead on me, i always guide them in useless little circles. if you don’t know what you wanna do, then let’s take a look-see at one of the vending machines .ᐟ ⤸ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍‍𓂃 ‍ 𝓼h͟u͟m͟a͟i͟. ֺּׅ𓏽⟡@toheartshu23h

Replying to @toheartshu

⠀ + shuichi felt an odd pull toward him that he couldn’t quite describe. * ﹚ i know you said it’s top secret, but.. have you ever been caught.ᐣ or, um, are you on some kind of watchlist.ᐣ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:49 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms3h

⠀ ⠀ i like the way the carbonation fizzes up against my tongue. ⠀ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 10:38 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms23h

⠀ ⠀ i wonder if humans can peel like oranges. ⠀ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerisms23h

⠀ ⠀ ( he pressed a finger to his cheek, tilting his head with an innocent little smile. ) huhhh .ᐣ but i just finished reading this suuuper informative book about cow anatomy .ᐟ so technically, i know all about your body, miu .. or should i say ‘ moo ’ .ᐣ ( * 😁 ) ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 6

. . . ( deep sigh. eyes squeezed shut momentarily, an exasperated grin on her face. ) i ain't seethin' over the words of some little fuckface who's got no knowledge of a woman's body. dumbass.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 10:17 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ nishishi .. ~ you’re 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 .. keep this up, and they might just explode .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 6

?! ?! ?! you fuckin' stupid? i HATE the idea of havin' silicone inside me. grosses me the fuck out. like i said, assface, these are fully homegrown. organic. natural. whatever the fuck word you wanna use to reiterate that! so there!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 10:16 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ oh, i do all sorts of terrible, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 things in my free time .ᐟ things that’d make your blood run cold .ᐟ ( silently, he began counting his supposed crimes off on his fingers, a mischievous grin spreading across his visage. ) ⤸ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍‍𓂃 ‍ 𝓼h͟u͟m͟a͟i͟. ֺּׅ𓏽⟡@toheartshuNov 6

Replying to @toheartshu

⠀ + what do you normally do in your free time, ouma—kun.ᐣ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 10:16 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ but the details are top secret .ᐟ i 𝙖𝙢 the supreme leader of an evil organization, after all. you didn’t think i spent all day looking cute, did you .ᐣ ( pressing an index finger to his lips, he gave an exaggerated little wink. ) ⠀ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 3:09 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ uh, yeah .. but there’s one teensy, tiny, little problem here .. - i don’t remember asking. since you got all defensive, i think my assumption was correct. ( * 😌 ) ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 6

silicone? y' really think i'd resort to such a low? no, no, no, you little shit. for your information, not that you deserve to know, these puppies are homegrown!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 3:06 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ they SO are. .. ( *❓) awww, look at youuu, you’re blushing .ᐟ don’t let that little compliment give you a big head though. what should we do today .ᐣ hm .ᐣ ( ouma grinned, idly rocking back and forth on the balls of his heels. ) ⤸ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍‍𓂃 ‍ 𝓼h͟u͟m͟a͟i͟. ֺּׅ𓏽⟡@toheartshuNov 6

Replying to @toheartshu

⠀ + thank you, but i wouldn’t say everyone else is.. predictable. though, i do enjoy spending time with you, too. ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 3:06 PM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ ( despite his seemingly endless teasing, saihara’s company was something ouma had genuinely cherished - though he’d sooner die than admit as much. after all, he preferred to keep others at arms - length .. ) ⠀ ⠀

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:51 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ huh .ᐣ that’s a pretty weird thing to accuse someone of, miu. are you that desperate for attention .ᐣ ( * 🤢 ) all of that silicone must have gone straight to your head .. what a shame .. ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 6

starin' at my tits? fuckin' perv. you really are a cockroach, ain't ya?

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:38 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ .. like i actually care about what little miss udders has to say about me. ( * 🙄 ) ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 6

it's better than the other 17 , 082 nicknames i've got for ya boilin' in my brain.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:33 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ c-cockroach .. .ᐣ ( sniffle. ) that was so uncalled for .. ⠀ ⠀

.⚙︎ * ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝐺𝑂𝐿𝐷𝐸𝑁 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇! .⚙︎@gorgeousgxniusNov 5

FUCK OFF, COCKROACH. just because you said it, now i ain't doin' SHIT.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫. · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:32 AM UTC

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝓵𝐢𝐚𝐫.@ofclownerismsNov 6

⠀ ⠀ well, duh .ᐟ you’re, like, my favorite person to bother. why would i wanna spend my time with anybody else .ᐣ besides, everyone around here is soooo predictable. at least you know how to keep things interesting .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ‍ ‍‍𓂃 ‍ 𝓼h͟u͟m͟a͟i͟. ֺּׅ𓏽⟡@toheartshuNov 5

Replying to @toheartshu

⠀ + the expression that settled over his features seemed noticeably softer now, the earlier awkwardness giving way to a faint, more relaxed lightness. * ﹚ ⠀