producer, mogul, life coach, bimbo era
Joined January 2009
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she has the aura of a tradwife who accidentally leaves her kid in a locked car on a summers day because she’s too focused on her sourdough
this guy on Facebook did a full Canva designed infographic to announce that he unsubscribed from PlayStation Plus
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Roisin Murphy writing 547 words to explain why she has golliwog art in her house. okay grandma, let’s get you to bed
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bisexual molly meldrum retweeted
just woke up from a nightmare where no matter what I did I simply couldn’t get him to the greek
thrift stores function as a library of the cancelled, a physical representation of what has been purged from the Australian psyche. every aisle stacked with endless Get Him to the Greek DVDs, Rolf Harris bric-a-brac, Jasper Jones books and Holly Valance CD singles
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when you ask for a 1 litre tub of gelato to consume over several weeks but they’re focused on debriefing about Halloween so they incorrectly give you three massive scoops you’re forced to eat on the way home #feeder
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Me when my wife whispers “we should have sex when we get home” in public
single fathers are always saying some disgusting bullshit like “I have a 1 year old, she is my world, but you can always call me daddy too” 😖🤧
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if you want the rewards of a full penectomy, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of pissing out of your gooch
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today I learned that if you have a full penectomy, you have to piss out of your gooch. life is so beautiful
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