BBC Off The Ball

Kids these days need some classic material... tell us the BEST of the BEST Halloween jokes👇🎃

Our TOTW is the Halloween XI - featuring Martin Guiser as the celebrity fan, and Dundee Utd as the team - because they are of course, tangerines! Get YOUR spooky suggestions in... 🪦👻

After the mid-week OTB derby and ahead of the Milan derby tonight, we're asking you about the derby you will NEVER forget - and why? ⚽️

What would the great pundits, managers and players of Scottish football dress up as for Halloween?? 🪦🧟‍♂️

What are YOUR plans for Hallowe'en?? Guising... or Trick or Treating? Was it Killieween for you last night? Or is it Galoshans in Greenock for you tonight? Get your spoooky festive chat in below👻🎃

Football fans never forget... Which referee owes YOU an apology?? Detail us your club's memorable apology-deserving situation below👇⚽️

Greeeeetings! We're on air!👻 Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0033qq… ▪️Halloween and Annoying Phrases ▪️Derbies ▪️Which Ref Owes You An Apology? Get in touch below or by text on 80295! 📲

Here’s Tam with this week’s Terracing Teaser 💨

In honour of our guest Derek Watson from the Well Society... we'd like you to tell us the ways in which YOU support your club?⚽️

From players, managers, pundits... what are the great examples of things you'd NEVER hear [insert person of your choice] say?? 🙊🚫

Our TOTW is the Ancient Egypt XI - featuring Nigel Sphinx, Nile McGinn, and they would all play for the Pharaohs... Mummify your suggestions below👇🇪🇬

Greeeeetings! We're on air!👋 Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0033fz… ▪️The Week In Football⚽️ ▪️How Do You Support Yer Club?💸 ▪️You'll Never Hear Me Say...🙊 ▪️Football Quotes💬 Get in touch below or by text on 80295! 📲

If the answer is ‘twice in a day’, what is the question? Here’s Susie with this week’s Terracing Teaser

The theme of today's Off The Ball Jukebox is strong women. We are looking for strong female artists: Taylor Swift, Madonna, Nina Simone. Send us your suggestions!

On a crisp autumn day, we want to know: where is your favourite view in Scotland?

We are looking over yesterday's results and we want to know how your team got on? Has your weekend been made or ruined?

Greeeeetings! We're on air!👋Tune in on BBC Sounds, 92-95FM, 810MW, online & digital: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00331c… 📷Football Review 📷Best View in Scotland 📷Selling Something Precious

To play us out today, we are looking for a tune from a Scottish film - dedicated to someone or something in Scottish football🎤⚽️

What is your all-time favourite Scottish film? 📽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿