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Fuck @Macys, their deceptive product descriptions, and ridiculous pricing.
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Well, @USPS delivered something to the wrong address and marked it as delivered. If I didn’t have honest neighbors, I’d be out what I spent because I’ve unfortunately had to deal with USPS in these situations before. How about you take pictures of deliveries like everyone else?
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The @MBTA 7 to 9 minute timer that they are using for the Red Line during the Alewife track work is definitely broken.
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As the World Cup draws to an end, just remember: fuck Alexi Lalas.
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As a huge thank you to everyone who’s kept notifications on through all my spam storms, I’m giving away a $100 eBay gift card! 🔁 Retweet 💬 Comment “😨” 📅 Winner announced - 7/19 Thank you so much for sticking with me! I know my alerts can get chaotic, but your support means the world to me. I’m still working on getting the balance just right, and I appreciate you being here through it all. ❤️
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I guess along with increasing fees, @CheckOutMyCards have now added a new gaslighting service.
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Ascended Heroes Booster Bundle Giveaway 🎁 To enter: ✅ Follow @PokeCardsDaily AND @PokeTCGAlerts ✅ Repost and Like THIS tweet Winner announced on 6/22! US only. Good luck! #PokemonTCG
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🎉 POKEMON PARTNER GIVEAWAY 🎉 Giving away this adorable Pikachu Promo and Trainer Sleeves. To Enter: ➕ Follow 🔄 Repost 💬 Comment your which Pokémon would you want as your partner and why. Winner Drawn: 6/14 US Only 🙏 Consider joining my Discord. 💛🍀
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🚨MASSIVE EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY🚨 1 winner will receive an entire eeveelution binder set! To enter: ✅following @SakurasCardShop ✅following @cardradarapp ✅RT this post ✅comment your favorite eeveelution Winner picked 06/30/2026
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🎉 HUGE POKÉMON GIVEAWAY! 🎉 I’ve teamed up with the amazing folks at @CollectibleTear to give one lucky winner a Prismatic Evolution ETB! 🎁✨ To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @iamapokeMOM & @CollectibleTear 2️⃣ Like & Repost 3️⃣ Tag a friend 👇 🗓️ Giveaway ends 7/26 US only 🙏
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📦🚨 $8k PSA 10 Ooyama's Pikachu Mystery Box Giveaway! 📦🚨 To enter: ✅ Repost and Like this Tweet ✅ Follow @PokeTCGAlerts and @DannypTCG Optional: Tag a friend and comment what you hope to get! This giveaway is for 1 FREE Mystery Box. Chases include PSA 10 Ooyama's Pikachu, Rayquaza VMAX, Gengar VMAX, and Lugia V. Winner will be picked this Thursday, May 14th! US only. Good luck! If you don't win, you can buy a Mystery Box from Danny! Only 120 Mystery Boxes available. Boxes go live this Thursday, May 14th at 5pm PST If you want to buy a Mystery box, make sure to follow @DannypTCG and turn on notifications. Full details below 👇
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Queta is reaching Kendrick Perkins levels of offensive liability in this series.
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School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
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I agree, Charlie. Just because you got shot, that doesn’t mean your death can be used to silence criticism of you, your wife, your party, your religion, or anything else.
In light of recent events, let's remember some wisdom from Charlie Kirk.
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🏆🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎉🏆 RT & follow @funkofinderz for a chance to win a FREE Limited Edition 1,200 Piece Kurt Angle Funko Pop! 💥 Want better odds? Drop a funny GIF or MEME below 👇
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$250 a box? 🤣
The 90s classic returns! Batman: The Animated Series trading cards are now available. Chase rare Gotham City Parallels, 1-of-1s, sketch cards, and more. You don't want to miss out on hard-signed autograph cards! Get yours now from a hobby shop near you!

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Dream console alert!✨ Want to know how you could be one of four lucky winners to take one home? Check out this video and enter the sweepstakes for a chance to win! gmlft.co/DDV_Switch2_Sweepst…
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💫ASCENDED HEROES ETB GIVEAWAY💫 In addition to alerting for preorders, we are giving away an Elite Trainer Box! For a chance to win: ✅️Follow @PokemonDealsTCG ✅️Like + Repost This! Ends 2/28. Stay tuned for more Ascended Heroes restock + drop alerts!⚡️ #Pokemon #Giveaway
Reminder: Ascended Heroes ETB Target Restock Expected Tonight 10PM PT / 1AM ET💫 Ascended Heroes ETB ➡️bit.ly/4qLurcK Items that haven't gone up for preorder yet usually go live right at 12AM PT / 3AM ET. ETBs dropped previously, so those are likely 10PM PT / 1AM ET. 🔔We'll post any other Ascended Heroes preorders + restocks! Save this post and follow for free alerts + updates!⚡️ #Pokemon #PokemonTCG #AD
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It is hilarious seeing all of the MAGAts who have supposedly boycotted the NFL like three times now get so triggered by the musical choice for the pre-game and halftime shows. It does make sense that the political party protecting pedophiles would like Kid Rock.
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