@oftenwill88

38, Stoke, Ytsejammer, Reformed Leftie. 41/92 Likes rollercoasters, F1, gibbons, liquorice and metal. Dislikes influencers, influenza & Arsenal. CC 700+

 England
Joined April 2009
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My nudes not in profile. You have to buy me dinner first.
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Oh, targeted adverts. Don't you know I never liked champagne much...
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Let’s build some bullshit together
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bbno$ 👶🚫💰@bbnomula
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not picking a side is picking a side
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Tonight, I am trying to watch The Tenant. 3/4 of the way through and it's got weird.
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I could make a full time job out of reporting potholes to the council. Just need somebody to pay me for it...
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Some fly-tipping as well today.
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Classic one today...
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Fun fact: You do not need a DWA license for a komodo dragon. But you do for a gibbon.
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Saying that, I encounter pets on a daily basis that could do just as much damage to me.
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Replying to @KTHopkins
Those things are cutting the blood supply to her brain, aren't they...
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The 'tiktok' logo is usually a dead giveaway.
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If you ever catch me doing this, please, hold me at gunpoint and escort me to the nearest pub.
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I'm hearing unconfirmed reports of Claude and ChatGPT knifing people in London. This could be the end of civilisation as we know it.
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A suggestion: every time you hear the fear porn around #ai swap the "ai" bit for "virus" or "global warming" ..... and let me know how you get on. 👀
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I know cats enjoy a good croissant, but I don't think they have French accents.
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I have bought some better sunglasses. I got told my last pair made me look like one of the blind mice from Shrek, so I'm hoping these suit me better 😄
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What's this 'knock on'? I think I'll just knock. Stoke is an odd place sometimes.
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In light of the snooze fest of a Grand Prix- here’s a picture of an utterly mental tree I saw today.
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Good news. The #spanishgp is over. Norris did not overtake on the swoopy-woopy. #skyf1
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Watching 1408. An old flame showed me this about a century ago to try to get me into horror. Mission accomplished, I guess.
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