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Doctor: “Are you on any birth control?”
Patient: “No.”
Doctor: “Are you using condoms?”
Patient: “No.”
Doctor: “Are you trying to get pregnant?”
Patient: “No.”
silence
Doctor: “…Okay.”
Patient: “…”
Doctor: “So just… no protection at all?”
Patient: “Yeah.”
Doctor: “And no plan for pregnancy either?”
Patient: “Nope.”
long pause
Doctor: “So we’re just… trusting the universe?”
Patient: “Pretty much.”
Doctor: “…I’m going to need a second to process that.”
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‘Billing Jean’
W/: @oh_sheettt
Please don’t tag @DONJAZZY 🙏🏽
Just like, comment, share and follow🙂↔️❤️
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the confidence some men have debating while debating these issue is the kind of unhinged confidence i want to have
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‘Wersser Pressures’
S3 EP9
W/: @oh_sheettt
If you’re planning to study abroad, this is something you shouldn’t miss! Register for the Global Education Expo by @aimseducationnigeria happening on the 25th of April, at the Marriott Hotel Ikeja. Hurry, use the link in the bio!
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Thinking about it, I've never aspired to marriage. I've never imagined myself in a wedding dress, never pictured a man going on one knee to ask me to be his "wife" and I've never had that strong desire to be a mother either.
The only time I think about marriage is when I see wedding content online and even then, it's just a fleeting thought.
When I think about my future, I think of traveling, exploring and living freely. Marriage doesn’t come into the picture. I wonder why that is.
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‘Help! My Ex Is Still In Love With Me’
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Download the @AfrichangeHQ app from the app store and sign up using the referral code REF468094 to convert your dollars to naira at SUPER DISCOUNTED RATES!!
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My mum is convocating today and my chest can’t contain how proud I am. ❤️🥹😭🎓
After doing her NCE over 25 years ago, she finally went back to school to get her BSc and she did it with so much grace and strength.
First class honors!!!!
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‘Networth and Chills’
W/: @oh_sheettt
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