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Amber

@ohitsamber

Don’t follow me, I don’t even know where I’m going.

Joined April 2009
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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday
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I drank 64 ounces of water yesterday. This is now a health and wellness account.
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why does everything hit way harder in the middle of the night
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Ain’t no fucking way bruh
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Post an 8-word resume, let’s get jobs
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Full time on my bullshit, kid don’t play
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Me today.
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Halloween gives us something the movies never could - drunk Iron Man puking on the curb.
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FUCKING BAE
Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) profile pictureDallas Cowboys
@dallascowboys21 Oct 2019
With this rushing TD @Dak just broke a tie with Roger Staubach for most career rushing touchdowns (21) by a #DallasCowboys QB! #PHIvsDAL | #DallasCowboys
“You can’t just go on a massive bender everytime you get your feelings hurt” Lol fuck off
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You’ll never truly know what some people are capable of. And that’s the saddest thing.
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Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!
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Thx.
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