@ohnaur_geo

time traveler on unpaid leave.

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Joined February 2026
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If I'm ever crazy enough to make a presidential bid in Kenya, just know I'm making corruption a death penalty offence. No conversation, just you and the firing squad.
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Yaani that cow of a president thinks he can hard launch xenophobia so that next year he can quietly soft launch tribalism during the general elections? Trust the Hague man to sow division to divert attention from his incompetent administration. #ThisIsNotXenophobia
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Can we now all agree to never again have the World Cup in the United States.
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They had no business making Avatar Aang that fine.
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We've created headbands for our 🐱 now? Are you for real? 🤣
Ana Maria 🇧🇷
@achadosviraisof
Mar 20
nova tendência de calcinha, calcinha sem alça
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Butter chicken, chicken tandoori, bbq chicken, chicken curry, masala chicken, chicken fingers, the list goes on, I iust know it’s free relish 🤪
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@Sanyaa011
Mar 19
You got home from work and you see the this,what’s your next move ??
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That 2026 fifa world cup song is ass.
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What happened to Greenland? Wasn’t Greenland really important?
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Na mkumbuke with all this flooding in Nairobi, 1 Trillion ilipotea from e-citizen. 2027 si ingefika tu kesho.
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Kura yangu is a big fat NO @JalangoMwenyewe. Wtf have you done for Lang'ata & South C? Drainage yetu is non-existent saa hii. Please turudishe huyu mtu Papa Shirandula.
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One day, very soon they'll start putting ads in books. 😒
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How do I break it to Kenyans that Israel is not a Christian nation?
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Replying to @Safaricom_Care
@Safaricom_Care what's going on with your globalpay? I cancelled a card and it's still autorenewing and taking money from my mpesa.
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@Safaricom_Care I can attach screenshots & everything. Please shut it down on your end. I've already lost so much money. I've canceled everything & still getting messages. Urgent help
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