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Live. Laugh. Love. Cry.

Mombasa, Kenya
Joined April 2009
"It's not done!" Declan Rice, April 2026 💪
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I love it that the Cunha dance has also pissed off United fans 😂😂
Fvck Cunha plus everyone who was involved in dancing at the offside goal against Chelsea😭😭
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Apart from being your dad he has his own life to live. That is him choosing himself and there is nothing you can do about it.
Just found out my dad amelipa mahari ya a girl younger than me and she's moved in to the house I grew up in. And he wants to have more kids 😂 My bro talm bout some "naeza mkulia as retaliation" Somebody check where mercury is I think it's lost in orbit actually 🫠
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Its in our genes but somebody can make a killing by selling hairline restoration facilities 😂
There's a hairline crisis in this nation. Both genders btw.
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Ushamba sasa ni mwanaume kuwashwa na kuongelea vitu wanaume wengine wanafanya.
Nothing screams ushamba like a man carrying a car key wallet.
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Someone is experiencing acute drug-induced psychosis—a literal medical crisis in their brain—and the "solution" people around could offer is physical violence? Beating a person under active drug influence isn't intervention; it’s mob assault disguised as help. We cannot keep treating public health emergencies with jungle justice in this country. Until we replace superstition and violence with medical response and education, we are just living in a jungle.
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How tf was 50 cent supposed to go against this shit 😂
Good Life - Kanye West(2007)
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Women's MPESA balances can shock you but they claim to be broke all the time.
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Ebola sneaking out of Kenya to let Bayern play.
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There is a day Arteta will play Gabriel, Konsa and Saliba together and the UN will call an emergency council meeting. They will designate Arsenal a terrorist group and the US will impose sanctions on us coz of having a nuclear weapon.
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Elon should not try this voice note ft on comment section, it will be chaos on here.
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Why do mothers who take their sons to the barbershop often ask the barber to apply black dye to enhance their child's hairline?
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These are the same people who used to say that Arsenal had a soft underbelly back when the Gunners were playing beautiful football but losing.
Arsenal’s identity was built on beautiful football. Arsène Wenger embodied that philosophy, and every young footballer, even rivals looked forward to playing the brand of football Arsenal represented. Then Arteta came along and completely changed the club’s philosophy. Now we’re being served haram football, the kind that hurts your eyes to watch. It’s embarrassing to see what has become of this club. Arsenal Fans don’t know it Yet
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I will never forgive Camp Mula and Elani for serving us a dose of their greatness and just when we had started yearning for more they decided to ghost us.
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Nicolas Cage was not cast as Vincent Mancini because the actress cast as Mary Corleone was his first cousin. It would have been too weird for them to have an on-screen romantic relationship.
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Such responses & playing the victim card are what make them assume they have a lot of power over you, because they already know they can get you riled up at will. The best thing is to ignore them... When you are unmoved, their provocations are rendered redundant & ineffective.
Gen Zs from that one tribe hujifanya how they are tribe all then kidogo kidogo wanatoa makucha to show how much they hate luos
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Harry Da Souza is him.
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Hawa broadbased bootlickers who are relentlessly flirting with Kalonzo since yesterday wanafaa kuambiwa haiombwi hivyo!!
-In the history of Kenya 😊😊😊 -Edwin Sifuna supporters are the MOST STUPID,INTOLERANT,LOW IQ group in Kenyan politics. -Sifuna supporters, you heckle Kalonzo Musyoka , for giving you sound advice, -And expect him to support you? -FOOLS @edwinsifuna .
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Watu wanakaa vile wanataka hua wanajificha behind aesthetic stereotypes za tribe ndio wapate nguvu ya kuingilia looks za watu wengine.
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Rihanna's 'Unfaithful' was about a cuck nigga.
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