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spaccee
Joined June 2026
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I want to be home 😠the motel didn't change the sheets and they are crunchy I need a hand sanitizer bath
WHY IS EVERY STORE OUT OF PUMPKINS 😠I TOO WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HUMAN TRADITION OF STABBING THE ORANGE THINGS
Friend "your makeup looks really good today"
Me: "I haven't worn makeup in 2 years"
APPARENTLY MY EYE BAGS ARE SO BAD THEY LOOK LIKE MAKEUP ðŸ˜
The dog still smells like skunk... Bromen does not know how to was the dog I guess ITS BEEN 5 DAYS AAAAA






