I’m a writer/producer/voice actor, which is New Yorkese for “unemployed”
Queens, NY
Joined January 2012
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Thrilled to announce that my (award-winning!) little short is now available to view on Reveel:
reveel.net/programs/1302540/…
Thank you so much to every single person who worked on Happy You Near 🎬🍿🙌🥂🍾♥️
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unfortunately, i love my daughter too much to ever bring her into this world. she’ll be the safest inside of me and i’ll carry her with me until i die
Jesus Christ
Princess, madam, soldier-spy.
Florence Pugh, who has an extraordinary knack for steering through Hollywood’s choppy waters, plays all three onscreen this year.
While she makes candles with Vanity Fair’s Hillary Busis, Pugh explains her renewed love for her work—and talks just a little bit about the things she doesn't like to talk about.
Read the full cover story: vanityfair.com/story/cover-s…
Lol I made one tweet responding to a milf joke and now I’m being followed and responded to by an AI big booty Latina. Should I give her all my money
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I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.
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Недавно ходила в другую библиотеку, не ту, куда обычно, а там выставка закладок, которые читатели забыли в книгах 🥺
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"False rape cases are ruining men's lives.”
Even real rape cases aren't ruining men's lives……
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If we start destroying the lives of young rapists, we might avoid having old rapists in charge of everything in the future.!!
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A pack of aging white guys with maybe a decade left are torching the Earth for a pile of money they will never get to spend, and everyone just shrugs like that is normal.
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
The last 24 hours of news as a woman:
- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
