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Atul Khatri

@one_by_two

A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings [email protected]

 Mumbai
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Joined April 2009
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@sauravyadav113313h
इंदौर में बीजेपी "लोकतंत्र बचाओ, अराजकता हटाओ” रैली कर रही थी और उसमें प्रोफेसर प्रहलाद पांडे एक पोस्टर लेकर सिर्फ खड़े हो गए जिसपर "30 हजार का बल्ब और 33 हजार के फिनाइल पर जवाब दो" लिखा था। इस पर कैलाश विजयवर्गीय नाराज हो गए और पुलिस को बुलाकर प्रोफेसर साहब को अरेस्ट करवा दिया...अरेस्ट करवाते हुए कैलाश जी की भाषा पर गौर कीजिए...
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Atul Khatri retweeted
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Ravi Parmar
@raviparmarINOct 29
ब्राह्मण वैज्ञानिक अनिल तिवारी कह रहा है महिलाओं को दंडवत नहीं लेटना चाहिए क्योंकि स्तनो के भार से धरती डगमगाने लगती है, 😂😂 पूरी दुनिया में भूकंप का कारण स्त्रियों के स्तन का भार है, गज़ब के लॉजिक लाते हैं यह मनु के बच्चे।
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Atul Khatri retweeted
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@unmutemohitOct 29
Journalist: Why did the BJP lose in Modi’s constituency? BJP alliance partner: Because only educated voters voted in this election. 😂😂
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Kamran
@CitizenKamranOct 27
Listen to what these people are saying. Save this video for this will also be deleted from internet
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😁😁 – at Mumbai, India
Vinay Kumar Dokania (@VinayDokania) profile pictureVinay Kumar Dokania
@VinayDokaniaOct 27
Reporter: the ITBP DG recently said that India is weaker compared to China. Arunachal BJP Mantri: Aisa nahi hai. We are not weak. Aap Dhurandhar movie dekho, India bahut strong hai. 🤐
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Hey @grok is this video AI generated? nitter.cf/GenZ_of_India_/status/… – at Mumbai, India
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Please watch this video 😁😁 Its not AI generated
Srinivas BV (@srinivasiyc) profile pictureSrinivas BV
@srinivasiycOct 25
So this is the non-AI version of Swami Chinmayanand ji. If Swami ji were alive today, what would he say about Modi ji using AI to make him sing his praises?
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Some jokes write themselves... – at Mumbai, India
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This is so heartwarming 🙏❣️ – at Mumbai, India
Gems (@gemsofbabus_) profile pictureGems
@gemsofbabus_Oct 23
🚨 Baba Bageshwar received a Guard of Honour during his official visit to Maihar in Madhya Pradesh.
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True – at Maharana Pratap Airport, India
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🚨This is HUGE. And Deeply Worrying “China’s PLA is far ahead of us. We won’t be able to face them.” -ITBP DG And for the last 12 years, Modi ji was busy feeding the nation crocodile tales about his 56-inch chest. 😭
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Aap sabko Apple Duo Diwas ki shubh shubh kaamnayein ❣️✨️
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Heartfelt birthday wishes to you, @AmitShah ji. You have always kept the nation first and foremost. May Mahadev's blessings always be upon you… may your health always remain good and your resolve always remain true. Jai Mahakal. 🙌✨ – at Mumbai, India
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Thank you Rakesh Bedi ❣️🙏 – at Mumbai, India
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US Department of Justice releases Picture of Hardeep Singh Puri meeting Jeffrey Epstein. A few months ago Hardeep Puri had claimed he never met the pedophile one on one. Today yet another lie of Sanghi clown has been busted by USA. The BJP never believed or practiced respecting women and the kind of people in Narendra Modi s cabinet proves that they are not just Shameless liars but despicable monsters who are a curse on mankind.
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Aap subko Jio Platforms Diwas ki shubh shubh kaamnaayein 🙏 – at Mumbai, India
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Read the news today in detail about this Tiger Shroff shootout. They had come not with any intention to scare him. They had come with a clear plan to kill him. Thanks to a jammed country gun he got saved. Very scary 😳 – at Mumbai, India
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🚨 A truck driver mistakes road painted billboard for a real road and crashed in Delhi.
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Save the Tiger 🐅 🙏 – at Mumbai, India
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मुंबई पोलिसने मला आणि कुणाल ला खार सबवेमधून उचलले. का, तर आम्ही सॉलिडेरिटी वॉक करायला कार्टर रोड ला निघाली होती. उबेर केली आणि खार सबवे पर्यंत पोहोचलो तर, उबेर थांबवली, सगळीकडून पोलिस आले सिविल ड्रेस मधे आणि गाडीत बसले. आधी कुणाचा फोन खेचून घेतला आणि मग माझा….. प्रचंड वादावादीनंतर आत्ता फ़ोन परत दिला. हेच महाराष्ट्राचे पोलिस, कृष्णा आंधळेला आजपर्यंत शोधू शकले नाही. अशोक खरत सारख्या बलात्काऱ्याच्या बायकोला शोधू शकले नाही, आपल्या देशातील पोलिस पुलवामातल्या हल्लेखोरांना शोधू शकले नाहीत, पण सामान्य नागरिकांना छळ छळ छळत आहेत…. मारत आहेत, झोडत आहेत. वाह रे वाह
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