@onehappyfellow

head of @typememetics ⊢ best-selling type-safe rapper ⊢ known to write OCaml from time to time ⊢ raising a small human ⊢ https://nitter.cf/t.co/wrbSZODDq3

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Joined December 2020
thread of one happy fellow's beliefs, let go
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One Happy Fellow retweeted
got opus 5.5 to make a video illustrating how algorithm W infers types in hindley-milner type systems
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I count my PnL in PLN
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don't do coke, kids other drugs are much more fun
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creepy leafy creature climbed up on my furniture if I were richer I'd hire an exorcist, a preacher oh damn, there are now three of them don't despair, they ain't got weapons, the fight is fair they hid beneath my portrait of Tony Blair sun reflects of it, my sight lost in the glare it is happening so fast, it's one big blur I wasn't aware of their intellectual prowess now I'm playing defense, hiding in my towers Timothy Gowers is behind this attack one smack to my head, it all went black
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oh my
Put your photo in Chat GPT and say, based only on this photo, put me on the tv show I look like I belong on and generate an image.
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one must imagine @effectfully happy
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"Loosening restrictions" is when a language designer removes the only type-level guarantees preventing your program from becoming an unprincipled pile of partial functions, nulls, implicit coercions, unchecked effects, and runtime surprises because programmers complained that the compiler was making them think too much. Now making illegal states representable is called pragmatism because Hindley–Milner and referential transparency weren't generating enough adoption. Take the dynamic-typing apologia somewhere else.
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We are advising @dhh to use nixos over arch and rewrite all his company's ruby code to rust.
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I'm fan of the Subjectivist philosophy developed by Nya Dnar
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statically typed lisp is like socks and sandals sure, you can do it and there might even be a sensible reason for wanting to do it but do you want to be seen wearing that?
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The Institute operatives coming to NixCon:
We are coming to NixCon this weekend. We are all posh British cunts, so if you see us, yell TYPEMEME at us. We will act embarrassed and deny any involvement with the Institute. Can't wait to meet you all there.
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I will be on NixCon this weekend. If you see me don't pitch me your most schizo idea you have.
I will be on NixCon this weekend. If you see me pitch me your most schizo idea you have.
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because parents love their kids. because I can spend money however I wish. "sending your kids to private deprives public schools of funding" is an idiotic argument. we can change how school system works! we shouldn't sacrifice children as a fuel for systemic change.
I notice none of Nikole Hannah-Jones' critics try to answer to the basic question she wrestled with, which is: Why should my daughter get to go to a better school than other people's kids just because I work for the New York Times?
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tbf the only counterargument needed is "because fuck you, that's why"
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If you think your language is special, consider the next diagram:
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One Happy Fellow retweeted
Replying to @maxleiter
So ready to do my part in pacing the frontier 🫡 :D
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今夜、AI界の神々が、その因縁に決着をつける! Sama! Amodei! 二つのベイ。ひとつのアリーナ。無限のコンピュート。 知性の未来は、この戦いにかかっている! スリー! ツー! ワン! ゴー、シュート!
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