the bong hits will continue until morale improves.
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if 1 day u realize u haven't seen a tweet from me in a while, & u check my profile & realize i've been gone for longer than u thought, imagine that i'm somewhere warm. & the rain is falling, because i like rain. & the air smells like earth. & my bong is clean. imagine that for me
117,800. almost as many bong rips as i've taken this week
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oh fuck i got stoned and forgot there's a half inch of water in my laundry room. stoners: assemble! bring towels. and more weed
i was trying to be a responsible adult by doing some laundry and now my entire laundry room is flooded. i'm just gonna walk away and smoke a bong and think about this
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when u order pizza with your friends and they wanna split a large but u know perfectly well u could eat the whole thing yourself
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if u smoke weed every day, it doesn't make 4/20 less special. it should make it MORE special. obviously weed is important to u lol
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regarding 4/20 if u got something negative to say, u can take your alcoholic ass back to st. patrick's day
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they were in a heated argument about the existence of god for 30 minutes and i was like
