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Mafans wa Ajax pale Talanta next year January
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The villain in every story💯
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Hio hauna evidence. Wewe watoi wa ombachi waliekewa ngoma zako wakapasua tv
Mtu hawes sema mercy hajawahi kuongesha😭
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Bro; "she is way out of ur league" Me; "all teams meet in the carabao cup "😂🙌🏾
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Mwanaume kujicompare na dem hukua upuzi tupu, there's a reason why women are grouped with youths and POD. As a man your comparison should be with other men not people from special interest groups.
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Skeka retweeted
I think I might be in love with a twitter user for the very first time. Mlisema what's the plot?
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Just get a retinol lotion and apply sunscreen on your hands before your nail appointments. You will be fine❤️🤌🏾
Dr Linda Muthoni amesema the reason she stopped doing her nails is because her hands started getting darker & that shit is making sense now Mimi hamnioni tena nikienda kutengeneza makucha
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Kuna vile ugali ya kisiagi hunukia ikipikwa hadi unaskia tu njaa. Not a big fan of it but eh, what a meal👌🏾
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Petite women will finish me.
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Skeka retweeted
i remember when i started tweeting on X 2024, i had my first banger and happiness made me post it on my status with the caption “i’m now a celebrity, don’t lose my number”. an obvious joke. one miserable babe replied to rain on my parade and said “who tf are you that we should care about your number? you no get sense” as God would have it, the vision i saw for myself came to pass and today, you need to get through at least 5 checkpoints just to gain access to me. i am societyhatesjay
Who is the most famous person on your contact list ?
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I dont think any player will ever reach the calibre of Ronaldo's 08 season
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Outside with a friend.
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Skeka retweeted
Ukisema Wantam kwa game ya Ajax na Bayern FC next year kando yangu one of us ataenda jela. We have entertained washenzi for far too long. That same year ndio ya election but instead of waiting for elections you just want to destroy everything even the vibes of the people attending a game. What nonsense is this kusema ukweli? Why are we allowing bitter people to even spoil our game just to please their master Gachagua? Next year ata ticket zinafaa kuuzwa 10k😏 Nobody would pay 10k to hear wantam or tutam chants kwa game!
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Skeka retweeted
Another good year around the sun 🥳🥳 It's my birthday.
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Skeka retweeted
I have decided to venture into boutique business, selling thrift and vintage luguz hapa Mosoriot cbd ukisimama hapo kwa stage ya kapsabet utaona my shop juu ya container. Welcome all❤️
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For me my hate for Kibaki is personal my family,friends and I survived post election violence but at the same time we lost a lot of friends especially my primary school class mates. Until now we have no idea where they’re and even almost 20 years later some of those buildings have never been rebuilt. Hio mambo ya development na kuiba kura ni nyasi if you cannot simply respect the will of the people who overwhelmingly wanted you out with your so called development record. Some of you Kenyans have a very short memory,Kibaki is the worst president of our lifetime. He is also the most tribalistic competing closely with Ruto,he established the now Uthamakistan cartels!
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Skeka retweeted
Jana nlikuwa nasoma story za former Westham Baller Michail Antonio nikajihurumia . Dude got rejected by almost all EPL and Championships Teams mpaka Division 1 and 2 juu ya accident . Remember upto date he is still the Top Scorer For Westham .He even asked a certain team to pay him only if he plays and scores na bado walimkataaa . Son youre only important if youre valuable .They don't love you ,they only love what youre providing and giving them .
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I'd be surprised if it went to anyone else
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Nimekua pro wa kupika kamande siku hizi. I have it with anything. Rice, chapo, mkate...ata nduma🤌🏾
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