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Some people donโt belong on the police force, this one here must be a DEI hire.
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THEY KEPT OIL PRICES UP TO RIG THE ELECTION!!!
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This woman was just elected to Congress.
Let that sink in.
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๐จ REAL TIME GA Election Fraud ๐จ
November 4th Case 84 - 2190 - Multiple Counties - Vote credited on unlawful inserted and backdated registrations
Remember we showed you Reg IDs that "appeared" on the voter roll on 10/26 but weren't on the 10/1 or 10/12 voter roll and had backdated registration dates to make them look like they were there all along?
Yep, they voted. Below are some examples. Vote credit on the left.... Registration dates on the right. Again, these were not on the 9/3, 10/1, or 10/12 voter rolls, and they have backdated registration dates.
These are 2,107 inserted votes.
@FBIDirectorKash @FBI @FBI_Response @FBIAtlanta @CivilRights @AAGDhillon @ODNIgov @DOJFraudDiv @AGToddBlanche @WHFraudTF @DHSgov
@HSI_HQ @GaSecofState @realGeorgia_SEB
@Georgia_AG @GovKemp @GaRepublicans
@GASenatePress @GaHouseHub
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#BREAKING Reports are pouring in of voting disruptions hitting multiple counties in Michigan, Kansas, Pennsylvania, and Georgia on election day with voters and observers describing power outages, ballot shortages, jammed machines, emergency boxes, and fake texts that some say is deliberate interference by Democrats.
Here are some incidents:
๐ทWayne County, Michigan:
#Michigan
Power outages that will last until about 7:40 PM, 20 minutes before polls closed.
Separate reports of tabulator malfunctions in places like Madison Heights, Redford Township, and Shelby Township.
This county had problems in 2022 with significant delays.
๐ทLeavenworth County (Linwood Community Center), Kansas:
#kansas
Polling place ran out of paper ballots, they had about 100 when they needed about 1,000.
Officials say it was due to a county clerk ordering error.
Voters were turned away or waited over an hour.
๐ทMultiple counties in Pennsylvania:
#Pennsylvania
Voters reporting that ballot scanners are jammed, missing, or not set up, with poll workers putting completed ballots into emergency boxes, bins, or folders to scan after the polls close.
Problems in 2022 with machine and process issues.
๐ทFulton County, Georgia:
#Georgia
Voters reported receiving fake text messages claiming their polling locations had changed.
Separate earlier scanner failures during early voting affected over 1,000 ballots that required rescanning or transfer
Problems in 2022
Same-day reports of midterm voting equipment failures, scanner jams, ballot shortages, power or technical delays, fake messages, and related disruptions are being reported in states including:
๐ทNew York: Scanners stopped accepting ballots early, emergency bags used, barcode issues cited, machines down or jammed.
#newyork
๐ทGeorgia: Scanner failures and fake texts, Scanners out
#Georgia
๐ทFlorida: Check-in delays, one site relocated for flooding
#florida
๐ทPennsylvania: Scanner problems, emergency boxes, some precincts delayed or extended
๐ทOhio: Machines down plus a bomb threat evacuation, early glitch on โalready votedโ status
#Ohio
๐ทMississippi: check-in or machine issues at multiple sites
#Mississippi
๐ทNorth Carolina: Technical delays, printer/power issues
#NorthCarolina
๐ทWisconsin: Scanner failures, ballots to auxiliary boxes
#Wisconsin
๐ทCalifornia: Official drop box overflowed, Ballots on ground then bagged into a minivan
#califonia
๐ทIndiana: Machines failed at opening
#Indiana
๐ทOklahoma: Machine issues, Emergency bins
#oklahoma
๐ทNevada: Machine unavailability
#nevada
๐ทVirginia: Mail-in ballots already submitted in someone else's name
#Virginia
๐ทKansas: Ballot shortage from ordering error
๐ทSouth Carolina: Machines down
#SouthCarolina
๐ทMichigan: Power outages and tabulator malfunctions
Republicans say these are red flags and should be immediately investigated, especially in counties with prior voting issues like Wayne and Fulton.
They say equipment failures, emergency containers, and voter-suppression-style messages are proof that there should be paper-trail verification, observer access, and post-election audits rather than just accepting โroutine glitchโ explanations.
Officials counter that the same procedures have been used for years without proven outcome-changing fraud.
Do you think these problems are simply accidents, or is it time for stronger election integrity measures?
#ChristinaAguayoNews
#BREAKING
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Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to people overseas who werenโt entitled to the benefit?
This cannot be real.
The entire national debt is ~$36T, and youโre telling me that you sent checks for $2.7T to people overseas??
I am telling you right now, by the time weโre done with these audits, we will find at least $36T worth of waste, fraud and abuse.
The entire national debt is waste, fraud and abuse.
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๐จ UNREAL: A woman in NYC showed up to vote, only to find someone ALREADY voted in her name!
No voter ID in NY. How many illegal ballots were cast without voters knowing? Absolute DISGRACE!
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And this is just the tip of the iceberg!
TEXAS REPORT REVEALS 2.9 MILLION NEW VOTER REGISTRATIONS WITHOUT PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP
Austin, TX - November 5, 2026
An Official Election Administration and Voting Comprehensive Report buried all the way on page 193 of the document shows Texas processed 2,900,357 new valid voter registrations between 2022 and 2024 without proof of citizenship. Documented proof of citizenship like birth certificate, passport and naturalization papers is not required at the time of voter registration in Texas. This loophole allowed millions of names onto the rolls with no verification that the applicants were eligible citizens.
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๐จ Midterm election fraud update:
On Nov 3rd, 2026, I went in person to vote only to find out that someone else had already gone in person to vote on my behalf.
They forged my signature and cast a ballot in my name.
They were only required to know my last name. They had high school kids running the polls that were giving out our street addresses to anyone who knew the last name.
So all someone had to do was say my last name, they provided the street address and answer a simple yes/no question: is this you?
And all you have to say is yes and then you were able to vote.
I recorded a video of as much as I could and took as many photos as I could, you can find the full thing on my profile.
I was given a provisional ballot and I have to now pursue this to see if my vote even counted or if the imposter's vote was counted instead and my vote was indeed stolen.
Here are the steps I've taken since:
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I've reported this incident to Protect The Vote
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I've had an attorney send a Declaration of Facts to the DOJ (they told me this was the first step in escalating this process)
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I've contacted and spoken with the top guy at the County Elections office who told me the Dept of State was aware of the video and that they'll be investigating this carefully and they won't start reviewing provisional ballots until Friday (I believe, don't quote me on that)
He also mentioned that he suspected the District Attorney would be reaching out to me in the coming days
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I reported this incident to America.gov/voter-fraud page
My next steps are to contact the FBI, start a criminal investigation with local authorities and now I need an attorney that is willing to help me take this case on and fight for the integrity of our elections ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
You always read about this and see this on the internet that there are these claims of election fraud and you never know whether it's true or not until it happens to you.
Well it happened to me. I have proof and I am willing to take this thing all the way until we get some answers. I just need help in doing so. I love this country and I just feel an obligation to see this thing through because I've now witnessed firsthand the impact that one person standing up for what's right can make.
If you are an attorney or have any connections with an election fraud attorney, please reach out to me so we can do something about it. Tag whoever needs to know below or message me please.
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I'm going to bed. We tried to tell you. Now, you'll blame it on us. You just don't get it.
This country is finished. Why? Your feelings don't equal results. Hopes and dreams don't solve problems.
I'm just sick.
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๐จ Inside the Largest Government Funded Human Trafficking Ring in History: Your tax dollars trafficked over 300,000 children across the United States while NGOs enriched themselves with millions of dollars.
One NGO received $895 million to traffic children across the US. Others got $100+ million, and NGOs in areas like Tucson, Arizona pocketed millions but now receive nothing since the border shut down.
In this video we break down the contracts, speak with former Border Patrol, and confront the NGOs. Itโs a must watch, like it and share it. Make sure no one forgets the hundreds of children lost in the governmentโs hands.
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๐จ ELECTION ISSUES: 40 states reported problems on Election Day.
Bomb and shooting threats at polling sites in 3 states: Ohio, Michigan, Virginia.
Fake texts sent to voters in 4 states: Georgia, Tennessee, Nebraska, New Jersey.
Ballots ran out in Connecticut, Illinois, Virginia, Michigan, Maryland, Kentucky.
Scanners and machines went down in New York, Michigan, Iowa, Wisconsin and more.
Coast to coast.
State by state below ๐
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When the GOP loses today, they only have themselves to blame.
We all voted for Trumps agenda and you all betrayed us.
We were promised mass deportations and when you started getting heat from loud mouth liberals, you backed off.
We were promised the Epstein files and when your donors told you not to release all of it, you caved.
We were promised election reform and when the Save America Act was put in front of you, you failed to pass it.
You promised accountability and all we got was empty promises and billions more in fraud.
The fact is, none of you have the courage to get things done because you're a bunch of sell outs who were bought and paid for by special interest.
You've become the swamp you said you'd drain.
Reap what you Sow.
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There's a saying on American social media:
"Be the American that Japanese people think you are."
I'm Japanese. I've lived in Tokyo my whole life.
So let me tell you what we actually say about you, when you're not in the room.
"When someone falls down on the street, we pretend not to see. We're protecting their pride. Americans run straight at them. They don't care about the pride. They care about the knee." (Office worker, 38)
"An American will stop four lanes of traffic for a family of ducks. And then everyone in the cars claps for the ducks." (Taxi driver, 61)
"If you lend an American a pen, you will never see it again. If you need a kidney, they'll ask your blood type." (Nurse, 45)
"At kids' soccer games, they cheer when the other team's kid scores. The other team's parents look confused. Then they cheer too." (Youth soccer coach, 52, lived one year in Ohio)
"A man sneezed on a bus in Chicago. Eleven strangers said 'Bless you.' He said 'thank you' eleven times. Nobody on that bus thought this was strange." (University student, 21)
"At an airport in Texas, I watched a soldier try to pay for his lunch. The cashier said someone already had. He asked who. She said, 'Somebody who didn't want you to know.'" (Retired teacher, 70)
"American fathers cannot braid hair. But they will watch a video at midnight for an hour so their daughter's hair looks right on picture day." (Hair stylist, 33)
"I ran the Chicago Marathon once. Strangers stood in the cold for hours holding signs for people they will never meet. At mile 20, a man I'd never seen read the name off my bib and screamed it like he'd raised me." (Runner, 48)
"When Americans get lost, they ask a stranger. If the stranger is also lost, they become a team." (Tour guide, 39)
"They ask the waitress her name. And then they remember it." (Restaurant owner, 66)
And one more. From my father. He's 76. He doesn't say much about anything. This is the longest thing I have ever heard him say about another country.
"Every time something terrible happens in America, I watch the news, and I look for one thing.
The people running toward it.
There are always so many."
So, America.
You don't have to become the Americans we think you are.
We're not imagining you.
We're remembering you.
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JUST IN: Dearborn, Michigan Poll Worker, Speaking in Arabic, Tells Undercover Reporter He Can Vote for U.S. Senate Despite Saying Heโs Not a U.S. Citizen โ Just Not President
โOnly for U.S. President you canโt vote, but the others you canโ is: โุจุณ ูุฑุฆูุณ ุฃู
ูุฑูุง ู
ุง ููู ุชุตููุชุ ุจุณ ููุจุงูููู ููู ุชุตููุช.โ
Under 18 U.S.C. ยง 611, noncitizens are prohibited from voting in federal elections, including U.S. Senate races, subject to narrow exceptions.
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Remember when I told you that what we were witnessing happening in the UK would happen here?
Didn't take long did it? You know damn well that I have the receipts to prove it.
Cops are siding against Americans just like they are in the UK. Every cop here should be fired. Look at the cop trying to throw our flag on the ground. What do you notice?
A man holding an American flag in Times Square gets surrounded and handcuffed by NYPD, and he still can't get an answer for why.
"What is the articulation of how was it disorderly?"
"Actions have consequences."
"Make America great again."
Was this a lawful arrest, or did NYPD just cuff a man for carrying the American flag? Is carrying the American flag now a crime in New York City?