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#attnyy #yankees

Thank you @incredibleindia, we had a blast. First part of honeymoon over, now headed to @visitmaldives with @dianasaur25. #incredibleindia #honeymoon – at New Delhi, India

@PopeyesChicken that's not cooked. Already drove away, not going back, but c'mon guys. Almost didn't notice in my dark car. Please don't try to kill me.

It's not guaranteed first time seating if there's a row in front of you. $132 wasted. Thanks @MedievalTimes

Not very confident inspiring. Maybe I got a brand new chair? @united

OK, that's intense. maybe i need to jump on this pokemon bandwagon. youtu.be/MLdWbwQJWI0

Having some fun in the snow. #blizzard2016 #abc7ny – at Brooklyn, NY

If I don't come back soon, I authorize a $3k bounty to my shark killer. – at Gansbaai, South Africa

That's cute. @LendingRobot vimeo.com/138237007?ref=tw-s…

Thanks for the wrapping paper @etsy! Merry Christmas humans.

"Ich bin Bayerischen" – at Munich, Germany

No guarantee this remains unopened until I arrive back at @etsy – at Dublin City, Ireland

"I have an iPhone case like this" youtube.com/watch?v=bDOZbvE0… but also, "gotta let go of the past here, and move on". sage advice.

Almost time for #io14

I like to drive roadsters.

@NintendoAmerica I love you, but if you delay my Mario kart time much longer I'm going to red shell you in the face – at New York, NY

Best part of desk reshuffling: I now get the ROB mobile build indicator lamp. – at New York, NY