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dogs and babies hate her!

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Joined April 2013
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Enjoyed visiting Elizabeth Holmes @theranos lab last night & seeing their innovative blood test in action! #Theranos
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deleting this shit for now. my 🩡☁️ is my pinned tweet. they’re not quite ready for freak shit over there but i persist
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i feel so absolutely crazy right now lol the goo of my brain is leaking all over me
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Your 20s are about being really scared all the time
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Instagram is testing rectangle profile grids instead of the traditional square.
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do i owe anyone money? a text back? a kiss on the lips?
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perverts:
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my fave niece is selling girl scout cookies this year & something has possessed me like i am going to make sure she sells the most damn cookies out of anyone in her troop mark my words she will be an entrepreneur
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my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre
We should go back to the Puritan naming convention of naming kids after values, but updated. Instead of being named Obedience you can be named Punctuality.
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got my nails done for my 2 year anniversary on HRT and i don’t really like them
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Kamala IS Perverts
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very nice to meet you i’d like to know about…. sex change operations!!
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i feel like my consciousness is a small bug piloting my body from the world’s tiniest control center in my brain
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