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Due to frequent boating incidents at the House, we’ve decided to apply to join the Boating Safety Association ('BSA'). We’re confident this initiative will help improve our boating safety and reduce accidents and curtail key-losses.

Due to unforeseen circumstances involving the House's dog, Hope, and a pool noodle, we are forced to delay the opening of the pool area for a week. This also means that we will not be able to accept any new membership applications at this point. We kindly ask for patience.

We profoundly apologise for the confusion caused by the signposting to the Campari Lounge last night. It seems that there has been a mistake, and some of our guests ended up on the Tennis Court instead of our annual 'Notte di Campari' in the Lounge. Match was 4/10 as we hear.

The 'La Dolce Vita Buggy' is available for guests cruise on the property. We only ask guests to not drive it off of the House's premises. The last time Romeo took it for a ride around town, or as he called it 'a moonlit incontro', the polizia locale didn't return it for a month.

As we are in final preparation for the re-opening for this season, we have a few open vacancies at the House. Most urgently, we are looking for a Limoncello Sommelier. If you happen to know anybody that could be a good fit, please send this information their way!

As the House is gearing up to receive a few exclusively invited members, we have encountered an issue with the Campari Fountain, causing a slight delay. Riccardo is doing his best to get this essentiality up and running in time. We will keep you posted on his progress.