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Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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owner: for the last time, you CAN'T lick my sweaty armpit!!
oh. i see. so you hate puppy. you hate puppy like the plague. puppy leave. puppy gets his little cloth sack and sad ants away. puppy travels the world. trying to find meaning in living while you hate puppy. you ha















