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schmashley schmeese

@orbitoffbeat

@offbeatorbit’s fandom slop account bc I want to avoid the civilians on main. mostly yapping about snape, lily, snily + jily. fuck jkr. pls don't perceive me ♡

 NYC
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Joined January 2025
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Thank you so much for drawing my doomed 70s children for me, @maluceh 🥲#snily
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girl abed nadir@alicentpacino11h
Was that Harry Potter fic a load bearing wall or something
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belle! 🫐 (@toruwritess) profile picture
belle! 🫐@toruwritess11h
ao3 down for 2-4 weeks MAMDANI DO SOMETHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yes
oliveoil (@OliveOil1497095) profile pictureoliveoil@OliveOil14970957h
Replying to @beaukeyleths
Did Joe biden really say that about ao3
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dea 𓆈 (@ch8rileon) profile picture
dea 𓆈@ch8rileon10h
im not that desperate
Wattpad (@wattpad) profile pictureWattpad
@wattpad10h
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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Soph ❤️‍🔥 (@fletchersrosie) profile picture
Soph ❤️‍🔥@fletchersrosie11h
me for the next 2-4 weeks without ao3
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ava@beaukeyleths11h
ao3 potentially being down for 2-4 weeks.
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oni (@jolienelle) profile picture
oni@jolienelle22h
ao3 is down so what am i supposed to do with my life now (im a lawyer with a full time job which i currently am at)
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This is so real LOL
oni (@jolienelle) profile pictureoni@jolienelle22h
ao3 is down so what am i supposed to do with my life now (im a lawyer with a full time job which i currently am at)
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hot mess@shanefromshein21h
I WAS READING SMUT. ILYA HAD JUST PUT THE TIP IN. FIX THIS
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#AO3 is down for maintenance. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
AO3 Down for Maintenance

AO3 Down for Maintenance

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spooky mellie 🎃@uhbucky17h
adult version of this
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#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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spooky mellie 🎃 (@uhbucky) profile picture
spooky mellie 🎃@uhbucky11h
no ao3 for 2 weeks. possibly even 4 weeks.
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Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) profile picture
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit10h
SAY SIKE
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And if you don’t hc him as brown some ppl sincerely get mad at you. James Potters is a honky and it’s fine I’m sorry fhdjdkdkdkdk
cecilia (@hagsplaining) profile picturececilia@hagsplainingOct 29
i take it back marauders fans are the most deluded fanbase. every tiktok video of a brown man with curly hair gets flooded with comments from people calling him james potter like that character is literally white
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It’s also fine to hc him as brown but like you can’t get mad that people don’t! It’s like they think they’re doing activism.
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냠 (@2namnamm) profile picture
냠@2namnammOct 27
스네릴리같은 사진이 잇길래 참고해서 낙서...
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kiki 𓃗@byeorpheusOct 28
your favourite fics are written by people 30 and beyond so wash your damn mouths
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xin@x7n666Oct 27
Late 20's in Spinner's End #severussnape
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☾@pennyrigbyyOct 27
i was scared for a second there
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Flash Crave (@FlashCrave) profile pictureFlash Crave
@FlashCraveOct 27
Ben Barnes has been cast as Sirius Black in HBO's 'HARRY POTTER' series. (Source: Deadline)
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lulu 🌟@wotterismOct 28
🚨BREAKING NEWS: lord voldemort’s reign of terror and genocide is ethical because he might be [checks notes] a transgender icon
HalfTangible (@HalfTangible) profile pictureHalfTangible
@HalfTangibleOct 28
The audacity to continue trying to claim a franchise you've long since abandoned as pure evil because it's popular Also: you missed the part where pure-bloods ARE the minority group. Lead by a body-modifying terrorist who hates his own birth name Do you see what you sound like
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I’ve always been uncomfortable by the swiftness with which people call others ugly, and I gotta say that you guys are really dragging it with that James casting lol
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